August 4th, 2014 01:19 pm    8 comments

DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES RATS AT KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; REPELS SUICIDE BOMBERS

    DAMASCUS:   Khaan Al-Shaykh Farms:  Behind the liquor store, the SAA killed these on Friday, August 1, 2014: Basheer Al-Najjaar Fawzi Al-‘Umadaa` Kifaah Humsi   Maghar Al-Meer:  SAA pursued remnant scum to their final resting place and killed 5.  No names.   Khaan Al-Shaykh:  At the Nestle Company Factory and Al-Fusool (Seasons) Street,…

July 28th, 2014 12:00 pm    34 comments

HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO AND ADVANCE IN LAYRAMOON

  Al-Layramoon (var: Billayramoon):  Reported advance in the suburb with the SAA continuing to target precise locations of rodent terrorists.  According to Wael, the SAA has advanced 2 city blocks after the cannibals abandoned positions when their ammunition ran out.   Layramoon is crucial to the encirclement of Aleppo City.  The Saudi-supported vermin are committed to…

July 26th, 2014 02:34 pm    30 comments

HOMS TO ALEPPO, SAA AND SAAF CRUSHING TERRORISM

    HOMS: Jabal Al-Shaa’er:  Out in the middle of nowhere, the SAAF slammed rockets into a bulldozer and 2 pickups with 23mm cannons killing a large number of terrorists belonging to ISIS.  No names, obviously.   East of Al-Jadhal Oil Field:  On their way to Jabal Al-Shaa’er to ostensibly help their dying rat cousins,…

July 21st, 2014 08:03 pm    109 comments

DAMASCUS IS A GRAVEYARD FOR TRAITORS AND TERRORISTS

  DAMASCUS:   Jawbar:  A 400 meter-long, 80cm-wide, 120cm-tall and 12 meters-deep tunnel was uncovered last night.  Why it had air conditioning, television, a field clinic and ping-pong tables for those lonely nights.   Al-Maleeha Farms:  More rodents get caught stealing cheese: Nooreddeen Abu Zaytoon Khaldoon Bakri Zayd Barqashli Khaleel Al-‘Aassi Another 6 could not…

July 20th, 2014 02:30 pm    92 comments

DAMASCUS/DER’AH/QUNAYTRA: SYRIAN ARMY ANNIHILATES WHOLE NESTS OF MURDERERS

  DAMASCUS:     Al-Maleeha Farms:  The SAA killed these yesterday: Saa`ib Faraj Muhammad MaHjoob Khaaled Qarmooz The other 10 were foreigners whose names have not been released.   Zibdeen Farms:  More rodents to the big sewer in Hell: Haamid ‘Izzu Bashshaar Ghunaysh Iqbaal Rahmaan Habeeb (PAKISTANI WORM EATING PIGLET)   Al-Nishaabiyya Farms:  SAA socks it…

July 15th, 2014 02:23 pm    36 comments

AL-NUSRA FALLING APART IN DAMASCUS

  A Syrian soldier with what could be an Spg-9 73mm recoilless rocket launcher.  Normally, these require 3-4 men to operate.  We’re still looking.    DAMASCUS:   Al-Saa’oor Farms in Doumaa:  8 Nusra fanatics put to death as they tried to hold out against unceasing aerial bombardment.   Misraabaa Farms:  11 terrrorist criminals confirmed dead…