June 7th, 2015 08:58 am    162 comments

SYRIAN ARMY OUSTS ISIS IN AL-HASAKA; STUNNING REVERSALS FOR ALQAEDA IN DAMASCUS- NUSRA PLEADING FOR REINFORCEMENTS; STUPID JORDANIANS TWIDDLING THEIR SIMIAN THUMBS

AL-HASAKA:  Remember all the hype in the Western Lie-Machine about how Al-Hasaka was going to fall to ISIS?  Remember the trolls?  Well, it just doesn’t seem to be going the way everybody in the West wanted.  I guess the combination of a superior Syrian Army, Popular Defense Committees, local tribal units loyal to the Syrian…

June 6th, 2015 07:39 am    40 comments

FALEETAA LIBERATED TOTALLY! SYRIAN ARMY AND ALLIES SLASH TERRORIST ARTERIES IN DAMASCUS; SUPPLY ROUTES PLUGGED AS ALQAEDA FOLDS

DAMASCUS:  The Syrian Army High Command issued the following communique yesterday concerning military developments in the Qalamoon. (Translation by Ziad Abu Fadel, Esq., Michigan Supreme Court certified translator): “The operations of the army and the armed forces in cooperation with Popular Defense Units and the Lebanese National Resistance continue in order to achieve complete control…

June 4th, 2015 07:43 am    31 comments

HARASTAA’S TUNNELS DESTROYED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY

DAMASCUS:    Harastaa:  A large network of tunnels was uncovered by the SAA here between the Electrical Institute and the Sports Arena.  One tunnel was 30 meters long and connected to another 200 meters long.  The tunnels were ventilated with fans and had lighting.  Inside, the SAA found a factory for assembling IEDs and other…

May 27th, 2015 08:47 am    250 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES IN HUGE TUNNEL EXPLOSION IN JAWBAR; GRAND MUFTI OF MALARKEY AND ALLOOSH’S DEPUTY SENT TO HELL BY SAA IN DOUMAA

DAMASCUS:    Jawbar:  Here’s one which is going to have all English pedophiles crying.  Yesterday, the Syrian Army Engineering Corps were informed about a tunnel close to 15 meters deep which was being dug by the rats of “Faylaq Al-Rahmaan” (yawn).  For days SAA-MI have been monitoring the progress and allowing the rodents to fill…

May 24th, 2015 12:00 pm    235 comments

TERRORISTS MASSACRED TRYING TO ATTACK SAA POSITIONS IN KHAAN AL-SHAYKH; DER’AH’S TERRORISTS DYING IN THE HUNDREDS

DAMASCUS:    Khaan Al-Shaykh:  They just can’t get it right.  A multi-pronged attack on SAA outposts in the farm area of Khaan Al-Shaykh was foiled decisively by the SAA.  Dead Syrian rodents here were name as follows: Mustafaa Iskandar ‘Amr Sulaymaan Muhammad Al-Hamdaan Muhammad ‘Ali Zhareef Faarooq ‘Abdul-Ghafoor Siqlaawi ‘Aarif Hassan Abu-Jawdat Sultaan Al-Shaykh Hassan…

May 21st, 2015 11:21 am    248 comments

THE BATTLE FOR PALMYRA: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED ACCORDING TO OUR MILITARY SOURCES

HOMS:   Tadmur (Palmyra):  Even nominally friendly sites like NSNBC are misreporting events in this historically important town in the far east of Homs Governorate.   Many sites are simply making the fatuous statement that the entire city of Palmyra has been overrun by ISIS fanatics and that includes Alalam and Al-Mayaadeen.  Interesting to note that…

May 14th, 2015 09:15 am    185 comments

NUSRA LEADER ESCAPES TO LEBANON AS SYRIAN ARMY FIRE POWER SHATTERS TERRORIST POSITIONS IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:  The notoriously inept child molesting leader of Nusra/Alqaeda in the Qalamoon has called it quits and has abandoned his rats on the Syrian side for the comforts of the Lebanese.  Abu Maalik Al-Talli is now in ‘Arsaal having slinked away between SAA and HZB lines like a real rodent.  His location before this heroic…

May 9th, 2015 08:31 am    38 comments

SYRIAN MILITARY ANNIHILATES TERRORISTS IN THE GHOUTA; RAT-STATS GALORE

DAMASCUS:  With the Syrian Army rolling over the American-supported nihilist rodents in both the Qalamoon and Al-Qunaytra, nothing could be worse for these infernal plague-carrying vermin than to have the legitimate Syrian government smash their ranks and fortifications in the East Ghoutaa, and, yet, that is what happened exactly.   Harastaa:  In the area of…