July 21st, 2016 10:03 am    325 comments

DAARAYYAA’S TERRORISTS BESEECH FRANCE TO INTERFERE; SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES LIBERATION OF WHOLE BLOCKS IN LAYRAMOON, ALEPPO

DAMASCUS:  The necktie is tightening around their necks.  But this cravat is a bit different.  It feels like it’s made from hemp and it has a certain itch unlike any other kind of rope.  And it’s inching toward the jugular, the vena cava and seemingly intent on crushing the Adam’s apple.  Such sartorial metaphors immediately…

July 12th, 2016 02:11 pm    219 comments

REVENGE! RUSSIA DROPS TACTICAL NUCLEAR BOMBS ON ISIS WITH TU-22 M-3 LONG RANGE BOMBERS; MAYDA’A LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY; RATS DIE IN LARGE NUMBERS IN NORTH ALEPPO PAVING ROADS

HOMS:  6 Tupolev 22-M3 long-range bombers took off from Russian soil today and delivered the crushing message of revenge we have all been anticipating.  The wing of TU’s dropped tactical nuclear weapons on an area east of Palmyra, Al-Sukhna and Araak.  It all occurred at dawn, Damascus time.  A major ISIS c&c center was pulverized, …

July 4th, 2016 10:42 am    309 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS FINISHED AS ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-MALLAAH FARMS AND HITS AL-LAYRAMOON; RODENT LEADERS KILLED INCLUDING SAUDI COCKROACH; LEADER OF AJNAAD AL-SHAAM SNUFFED! SYRIAN SPY CHIEF IN ROME

ALEPPO:  Nusra/Alqaeda and its affiliate in mayhem, Harakat Nooreddeen Zl-Zangi, have given up in the Al-Mallaah Farms.  As of yesterday, the SAA and the PDC had liberated 90% of the farms north of the city of Aleppo.  Reports coming in now confirm that the SAA is in control of all the Al-Mallaah Farms and that…

July 3rd, 2016 03:23 pm    157 comments

U.S. ALQAEDA TERRORISTS CAPTURE AMERICAN LOUSE LEADER OF JAYSH AL-TAHREER IN IDLIB; NUSRA FORTIFICATIONS PULVERIZED IN N. ALEPPO; TIGER FORCES KILL 51 RODENTS; VILLAGES LIBERATED IN HOMS; NEW GOVERNMENT INSTALLED IN DAMASCUS

IDLIB:  Just when you thought it was safe to frolic in the neighborhood, you get bit hard in the buttocks.  And so the life and times of one, Muhammad Al–Ghaabi, the leader of the American-created neo-nonsensical troupe of imbeciles, the Jaysh Al-Tahreer (Liberation Army),  was captured yesterday by Alqaeda at Kafr Nubbul in Idlib Province…

June 29th, 2016 09:15 am    189 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CUTS ALL TERRORIST LINES TO ALEPPO; DR. ASSAD REVIEWS TROOPS IN MARJ AL-SULTAAN

The Prez goes to the front lines at Marj Al-Sultaan in the Ghouta to review the troops as they continue their assault on the cowering cockroaches of Alqaeda. https://www.facebook.com/syrian.reporters/videos/1105340589511513/  (Thanks, Khaled) ________________________________________________________ ALEPPO: I told you so.  The SAA has now enveloped all the Al-Mallaah Farms with the rodents screaming bloody murder in their cellphones. …

June 22nd, 2016 11:45 am    229 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES NEW AREAS IN DAMASCUS; JAYSH AL-ISLAM ON THE RUN; REPORTS OF ISIS COUNTERATTACK ON SAA FALSE PROPAGANDA; TERRORIST LEADER KILLED IN ALEPPO

DAMASCUS:  The Syrian Army has rolled over the last terrorist hyena in the Eastern Ghouta town of Al-Bihaariyya and is headed straight for the last remaining holdout at the southern fringes of the cemetery area.   Make no mistake, Jaysh Al-Islam is on its last breath with reports arriving of mass defections to ISIS or outright…