December 17th, 2015 01:58 pm    65 comments

BREAKING NEWS: QATARI “ROYALS” KIDNAPPED IN IRAQ BY QATARI TOYOTAS WHILE HUNTING SNIPES; HURRAY FOR KIDNAPPERS! ALL LATAKIA ABOUT TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY

SOUTHERN IRAQ:   A group of 26 Qatari falconers, some of them members of the “royal” family, the Al-Thaanis, were accosted at Layyaah, Al-Muthannaa Province, in Southern Iraq by a militant organization who took the vermin hostage.  The group has traditionally visited this area in order to unleash their birds of prey upon small mammals in…

March 11th, 2014 02:15 pm    32 comments

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  DAMASCUS:   Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front?  Surprise?!!  I don’t know. Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats.  56 were wounded and taken prisoner. Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit) ‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell) Waa`el Beetaar Khaleel Al-Jaamoos ‘Abdul-Mu`min Al-Ni’ma Muhammad Al-Hawaa Wasseem Bakkoor Al-Zabadaani: …

January 29th, 2014 11:58 am    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS   These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.     Daarayyaa:  A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their…

January 28th, 2014 03:23 pm    19 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTINUES TO BATTER TERRORISM IN LATAKIA, DAMASCUS AND IDLIB

  LATAKIA:   Al-Rubay’ah:  We reported this yesterday without the rat-stats.  Here they are.  The Syrian Army went gangbusters on some creeping vermin coming in from Turkey into the abandoned mountain village of Al-Rubay’ah.  The rats fell into a trap and were annihilated:   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=35.785574&lon=36.038772&z=17&m=b   Usaamaa Al-Nimr Khaaled Za’atar (IRAQI FRUIT FLY…

April 3rd, 2013 02:18 pm    14 comments

FIRST POST – APRIL 3, 2013 – DAARAYYAA NOW COMPLETELY RAT-FREE; RAT-STATS AND COMBAT; GLOBAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

FIRST POST – APRIL 3, 2013 – DAARAYYAA NOW 100% RAT-FREE; RAT STATS AND COMBAT; GLOBAL NEWS AND PROPAGANDA; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT  DAARAYYAA COMPLETELY CLEAN, FINALLY! Syrian infantrymen professionally scour the area around the Sayyida Sakeena Shrine looking for dirty, plague-carrying rats. DAMASCUS: In what has been described as “extremely precise” and “disciplined” operations, …