May 4th, 2013 02:16 pm    9 comments

FIRST POST – MAY 4, 2013 – SYRPER AWARDS COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD THE "LONG JOHN SILVER PEGLEG MEDAL" FOR OUTSTANDING SERVICE TO ONE-LEGGED RODENTS

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE AWARDS THE COVETED “LONG JOHN SILVER AWARD” TO FORMER SYRIAN AIR FORCE COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD, FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THE POPULATION OF ONE-LEGGED VILLAINS IN THE WORLD. Many of our readers probably did not know that such an award existed.  But the great Scottish author, Robert Lewis Stevenson, who wrote the immortal adventure…

November 28th, 2011 06:10 pm    Comments Off on COLONEL AL-AS’AD ANNOUNCES NEW "CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY";

COLONEL AL-AS’AD ANNOUNCES NEW "CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY";

November 28, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE SPECIAL – SYRIAN RENEGADE COLONEL IN TURKEY ANNOUNCES NAME CHANGE: FREE SYRIAN ARMY TO “CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY.  Hermione Bumstead-Anklerot reporting on scene.  Antioch, Turkey (in reality, occupied Syria) – In a rare appearance before the international press, Colonel Riad Al-As’ad, defector, deserter and seditionist of the Syrian Army…

November 25th, 2011 03:54 pm    3 comments

COLONEL RIAD AL-AS’AD, WORLD CONQUEROR;

November 25, 2011 – The BBC’s reporting has now reached the nadir of despicableness.  They had a reporter allegedly sneak into Syria where he met disaffected Syrian security agents who defected to the forces of goodness and democracy.  The BBC is so exposed now that even those upon whom they rely for information have become sources of scorn and…

September 17th, 2011 02:04 pm    Comments Off on SPIES IN OUR SYRIAN ATTIC; COLONEL HANTOUSH NO MORE; BORING MINI-DEMONSTRATONS; LET’S PULL OUT OF THE ARAB LEAGUE; IN LIKE RIFAAT, IN LIKE KHADDAM, OUT TO THE DUMPSTER

SPIES IN OUR SYRIAN ATTIC; COLONEL HANTOUSH NO MORE; BORING MINI-DEMONSTRATONS; LET’S PULL OUT OF THE ARAB LEAGUE; IN LIKE RIFAAT, IN LIKE KHADDAM, OUT TO THE DUMPSTER

September 17, 2011 – There is a big story developing as I write this post on Saturday.  I heard about it while reading the nauseatingly repetitive news wires on Al-Suriyya.  An Israeli spy has been caught – and not some ordinary spook trying to steal our recipe for “dandurma” – no, this bloke is one prize hog.  He…

July 13th, 2011 05:32 pm    Comments Off on HELP FOR THE COLONEL IN HIS TIME OF NEED

HELP FOR THE COLONEL IN HIS TIME OF NEED

July 13, 2011 – Back from a sleep-inducing lunch with the NYT.  Although it is a zionist rag with pretentions to liberal thinking, the NYT is a conduit for the slow asphyxiation of the Palestinians.  I still subscribe to it because my choices would become the Detroit Free Press and/or the Detroit News.  Ghastly!  Then there…