July 10th, 2015 02:07 pm    144 comments

PREZ ASSAD SAYS SAYONARA TO SA’OOD AL-FAYSAL AGAIN! SYRIA AGLOW WITH NEWS OF MONKEY’S DEPARTURE TO HELL

Umm Faadi of Dal’oona, Lebanon, expresses the feelings of most Syrians when asked about the sudden death of veteran simian diplomat, Sa’ood Al-Faysal.  Ah, death.  William Cullen Bryant espoused its relaxing character so eloquently in his monumental poem, Thanatopsis.  For many, it is the end of temporal suffering and the beginning of a new existence…

July 29th, 2014 02:51 pm    73 comments

OBAMA IS A POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK

Image: Ismaweb By John Esquire for SyrPer   He can stand before any audience and, with a straight face, espouse utter nonsense without blinking an eye.  At a July 18, 2014 press conference, Barack Obama delivered one of the most incredible statements of his short political career. Speaking of the downing of Malaysian Flight MH17…