January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

December 4th, 2013 01:10 pm    21 comments

PUTIN MEETS BANDAR AGAIN IN MOSCOW; PUTIN TO TELL APE BANDAR THAT SAUDI ARABIA IS GOING TO BE VAPORIZED; SYRIAN ARMY REINFORCEMENTS HEADING TO MA’LOOLAA; HOMS AREAS CLEANSED OF SAUDI-APE-SUPPORTED CANNIBALS AND HERETICS; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

MOSCOW:  BANDAR IN MOSCOW TUESDAY TO MEET WITH P.M. PUTIN.  SAUDI ARABIA’S SURVIVAL IS THE SUBJECT. PUTIN INVITED BANDAR TO TELL HIM THAT THE CONTINUING WAR IN SYRIA WILL END IN ARABIA WITH NO SAUDIS IN POWER.  (Photo: Ria Novosti) DAMASCUS: Ma’loolaa:  A renewed assault on Ma’loolaa, planned by Zionist Christian-hating devil worshipers, designed to…

November 26th, 2013 07:57 pm    42 comments

BANDAR WILL DIE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

BANDAR WILL DIE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, 2013 He smells bananas!  Bandar bin Sultan, seen here schmoozing at the camera.  He has no idea what fate has in store for him.     I just had a nice conversation with someone I trust who just came back from Lebanon.  I can’t hide it from my readers: he…

October 20th, 2013 03:08 pm    39 comments

FIRST POST – OCTOBER 20, 2013 – OBAMA’S RAT HEROES TRAIN CHILDREN FOR SUICIDE OPERATIONS; TUNISIAN APES KILLED IN LATAKIA AMONG THREE SCORE; DAMASCUS SEES RODENTS DIE IN THE HUNDREDS IN MASSIVE CAMPAIGN; HAMA CARNAGE THANKS TO OBAMA AND BANDAR; NEWS AND NONSENSE

ENJOY THIS PHOTO OF YOUNG SYRIAN BOYS BEING TRAINED TO DIE AS SUICIDE BOMBERS BY BANDAR BIN CHIMPANZEE’S JABHAT AL-NUSRA.  THE WAR CRIMES ARE ADDING UP. This photo was taken in the East Ghouta at an undisclosed location.  LATAKIA:  I was delighted to have over yesterday our good friend, Dr. Fadi and his wife, Lara, with…

September 11th, 2013 05:22 pm    56 comments

SECOND POST – SEPTEMBER 11, 2013 – ASSAD 13, OBAMA 0, BANDAR 0, MILEIKOWSKI 0, ERDOGHAN 0, ABDULLAH II 0; IT’S A BLOW OUT!!!

BLOW OUT IN WASHINGTON; ASSAD 13, OBAMA 0, KERRY -2, NETANYAHU 0, ERDOGHAN -3, BANDAR TO THE CHOPPING BLOCK, ABDULLAH II STRAIGHT TO EXILE IN SURREY – I TOLD YOU HE’D BLINK.  AND WHY NOT?  THE AMERICAN PEOPLE PUT BLINDERS ON HIM.   Bandar Bin Sultan, simian supremo of Saudi “intelligence” took an upper-cut under…

August 13th, 2013 04:21 pm    32 comments

WHY DID PUTIN MEET BANDAR BIN SULTAN? NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

Vladimir Putin, president of the Russian Federation, former head of KGB in East Germany, and a very brilliant fellow, gives Bandar Bin Sultan the “smile of death” during their meeting in Moscow.  Bandar’s resemblance to apes is startling……Putin agrees. “If you see the lion bare its fangs, do not assume the lion is smiling” That…