January 31st, 2015 09:31 am    33 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS ANOTHER FINAL FAREWELL TO BANDAR BIN SULTAAN

He bade the hirsute half-breed rodent/ape once before a fond farewell; that was in 2014 when Bandar bin Sultaan (a/k/a bin Shaytaan) was sacked as head of Saudi Arabia’s ineptly and inaptly-named “General Intelligence Bureau” by his now putrescent, decomposing simian uncle, King ‘Abdullah bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez.  In exchange for his humble acceptance of the discharge,…

August 1st, 2014 03:12 pm    25 comments

THE RUBAIYAT OF BANDAR BUSH

PART ONE – ORIENTALS PEARLS AT RANDOM STRUNG By Sir Run Run Shaw XVIII, Poet Laureate of the Orient and Polynesia In whose wadi do ye sport? And by what nostril do ye snort? The Moving Hand hath else to start But a  list of guns bought a la carte. Ye mingle with the hoi…

January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…