January 27th, 2012 06:04 pm    Comments Off on MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES ENLISTMENT OF GREAT POET FOR EDITORIAL STAFF;

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ANNOUNCES ENLISTMENT OF GREAT POET FOR EDITORIAL STAFF;

January 27, 2012 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE CULTURAL INSTITUTE ANNOUNCES ENLISTMENT OF SIR RUN RUN SHAW XVIII FOR ITS EDITORIAL STAFF.  Buffy Parvenu, Chief Executive Officer for MNS in New York, has broken the news that Sir Run Run Shaw XIII, Poet Laureate of the East, has agreed to contribute original poetry to the news…

November 28th, 2011 06:10 pm    Comments Off on COLONEL AL-AS’AD ANNOUNCES NEW "CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY";

COLONEL AL-AS’AD ANNOUNCES NEW "CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY";

November 28, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE SPECIAL – SYRIAN RENEGADE COLONEL IN TURKEY ANNOUNCES NAME CHANGE: FREE SYRIAN ARMY TO “CHEAPER SYRIAN ARMY.  Hermione Bumstead-Anklerot reporting on scene.  Antioch, Turkey (in reality, occupied Syria) – In a rare appearance before the international press, Colonel Riad Al-As’ad, defector, deserter and seditionist of the Syrian Army…