November 13th, 2016 09:13 am    281 comments

OVER 100 RODENTS DIE IN AL-ASSAD SUBURB IN ALEPPO AFTER ITS LIBERATION; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH READY TO FALL TO THE SAA; SLEEPER CELL CLOSED DOWN IN HAMA

ALEPPO:  The count is encouraging.  During the battle to retake the Dhaahiyat Al-Assad suburb, the Syrian Army confirmed killing 32 rodents from the Harakat Nooreddeen Al-Zangi, 81 Nusra/Alqaeda vermin and 10 Al-Hizb Al-Turkistaani vultures.  With MInyaan now liberated, too, the only Aleppan issue to be resolved is the struggling rats inside the eastern flank of…

November 10th, 2016 10:45 am    198 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO HILLARY CLINTON; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-HIKMA SCHOOL; AIR FORCE FLATTENS SENIOR COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM

Our blue-eyed prez has got to go through the painful drudgery of valediction again in the aftermath of Hillary Clinton’s rousing defeat on Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Most of us wept with joy at seeing the sullen crone go down the chute to the inevitable chamber-pot of dashed hopes, vanished dreams and foiled schemes.  Like…

November 8th, 2016 08:50 am    275 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTROLS ALL 1070 APARTMENT PROJECT IN SOUTHWEST ALEPPO AFTER SEIZING RAKHM HILL; CANTHAMA REPORTS ALL TERRORIST DEFENSE LINES COLLAPSE IN WEST ALEPPO!

ALEPPO:  As we reported yesterday, the seizure of Rakhm Hill by the Syrian government forces would lead to an expanded capability for targeting the rodents around the military academies in southwest Aleppo City.   Today, the remnant rodents, were seen escaping southward out of the area struggling, all the while, to secure instructions on what to…

November 7th, 2016 09:21 am    197 comments

SYRIAN ARMY TAKES CONTROL OF AL-RAKHM HILL AT ACADEMIES; ALQAEDA’S LOSSES “MASSIVE”; SYRIAN ARMY FOILS ATTACK IN HAMA AND SEIZES HUGE AMERICAN CACHE OF WEAPONS IN DAMASCUS

ALEPPO:  Jaysh Al-Fath and Nusra/Alqaeda cannot be looking at very encouraging statistics from their doomed campaign to lift the siege of East Aleppo.  This area is crucial to the American/Saudi/Zionist/Turk plan to retain trump cards at any negotiation with the Assad government of Syria.  But the siege remains in place and the cordon sanitaire around…

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 10 TOWNS AND DELIVERS DEATH TO 196 RATS 13
October 12th, 2014 11:48 am    84 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 10 TOWNS AND DELIVERS DEATH TO 196 RATS

ALEPPO:  SyrPer has learned that the Syrian army has just freed 10 towns from the grip of the repugnant heretics of the Nusra murderers.  The towns are: Bashkooy, Al-Muzara’ah, Umm Al-Jurn, Qaashoota, Al-Waawiyya, Al-Barzaaniyya, Rasm Al-Hilu, Deemaan, Rasm Al-Shaykh, Al-Husayniyya.  The Army also took back the water station and all defense-related areas.  196 dead rats…