November 26th, 2016 10:12 am    208 comments

HANAANU AREA LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY!; SYRIAN AIR FORCE BLASTS NUSRA/ALQAEDA CONVOY NORTH OF ALEPPO KILLING AND WOUNDING HUNDREDS!; SYRIAN ARMY LEVELS MEETING OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM TERRORISTS KILLING ALL LEADERS

ALEPPO:  The Syrian government is holding off the announcement of the total liberation of Hanaanu Residencies until engineering units certify that all IEDs and mines have been neutralized.  Some news sources are claiming that the SAA liberated “most” of Hanaanu.  That’s not what we have received from sources on the ground who inform us that…

November 23rd, 2016 05:56 am    159 comments

WHITE HELMETS CAUGHT FABRICATING ON TAPE!; SYRIAN ARMY’S NEW FIFTH ARMY CORPS BEING ASSEMBLED TO EXTERMINATE RODENTS! TULSI GABBARD: GIANT IN AMERICAN POLITICS

ALEPPO:  We can confirm that the SAA is moving deeply into the Hanaanu Housing Project.  We can tell our readers that the operation in the northeast suburb has taken the lives of over 100 Nusra and Zangi rodents and promises to open many doors into the city allowing our new army to exterminate every rodent…

November 21st, 2016 01:04 pm    173 comments

HUGE SYRIAN ARMY REINFORCEMENTS TO EAST ALEPPO FOR THE LIBERATION!!; OVER 50+ ISIS RODENTS KILLED IN ALEPPO’S DAYR HAAFIR; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH LIBERATED; ALQAEDA SURRENDERS ALL POSITIONS

ALEPPO:  I told you so.  Over 13,000 new troops are being sent to the Aleppo front with the sole mission to exterminate every slithering rodent and snake inside East Aleppo.  And this is something new for you:  Last Thursday, the people of East Aleppo rose up in a massive demonstration to get the rodents out…

November 17th, 2016 01:13 pm    388 comments

RUSSIA KILLS 30+ RATS IN IDLIB, 3 OF WHOM WERE MAJOR FIELD COMMANDERS; SYRIAN ARMY ADVANCES IN ALEPPO AMIDST HUGE DEMONSTRATIONS TO RID CITY OF TERRORIST RODENTS; BRANDON TARGETED BY MSM HYPOCRISY

IDLIB:  It’s official.  The Russian Aircraft Carrier, Admiral Kuznetsov, and the Kaliber Missile carrying frigate, the Admiral Gregorovitch, are in action over Idlib, Homs and Aleppo.  Yesterday, the Gregorovitch fired at least 5 Kaliber cruise missiles at terrorist concentrations in Ma’arrat Al-Nu’maan, Binnish, Saraaqib, striking at mainly Nusra/Alqaeda and Jaysh Al-Fath infrastructure.  That means they…

November 16th, 2016 08:33 am    142 comments

RUN, RODENT, RUN! THEY’RE COMING TO GET YOU IN ALEPPO! 24 HOUR WARNING HAS RUN OUT AND THE BATTLE HAS BEGUN

HAMA:    Tallat Buraydeej:  In the northwest rural area of Hama, Jaysh Al-Nasr and Tajammu’ Al-‘Izza, tried to occupy checkpoints of the SAA but were decimated during the dawn of Monday, November 14, 2016.  3 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed along with 2 transport trucks containing weapons and ammunition.   Hilfaayaa:  Citizens have informed…

November 13th, 2016 09:13 am    281 comments

OVER 100 RODENTS DIE IN AL-ASSAD SUBURB IN ALEPPO AFTER ITS LIBERATION; KHAAN AL-SHAYKH READY TO FALL TO THE SAA; SLEEPER CELL CLOSED DOWN IN HAMA

ALEPPO:  The count is encouraging.  During the battle to retake the Dhaahiyat Al-Assad suburb, the Syrian Army confirmed killing 32 rodents from the Harakat Nooreddeen Al-Zangi, 81 Nusra/Alqaeda vermin and 10 Al-Hizb Al-Turkistaani vultures.  With MInyaan now liberated, too, the only Aleppan issue to be resolved is the struggling rats inside the eastern flank of…

November 10th, 2016 10:45 am    198 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS FAREWELL TO HILLARY CLINTON; SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES AL-HIKMA SCHOOL; AIR FORCE FLATTENS SENIOR COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-ISLAM

Our blue-eyed prez has got to go through the painful drudgery of valediction again in the aftermath of Hillary Clinton’s rousing defeat on Tuesday, November 8, 2016.  Most of us wept with joy at seeing the sullen crone go down the chute to the inevitable chamber-pot of dashed hopes, vanished dreams and foiled schemes.  Like…

November 8th, 2016 08:50 am    276 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CONTROLS ALL 1070 APARTMENT PROJECT IN SOUTHWEST ALEPPO AFTER SEIZING RAKHM HILL; CANTHAMA REPORTS ALL TERRORIST DEFENSE LINES COLLAPSE IN WEST ALEPPO!

ALEPPO:  As we reported yesterday, the seizure of Rakhm Hill by the Syrian government forces would lead to an expanded capability for targeting the rodents around the military academies in southwest Aleppo City.   Today, the remnant rodents, were seen escaping southward out of the area struggling, all the while, to secure instructions on what to…