June 25th, 2015 01:03 pm    128 comments

SYRIAN ARMY APPROACHING BRIGADE 52 BASE; SITUATION IN DER’AH CITY SECURE AND STABLE; SAUDI PILOT SUICIDE NOTE TO THE MUSLIM WORLD

DER’AH:  As we reported earlier today, the Alqaeda assault on Der’ah has failed. The situation in the city is very stable and secure according to the Governor of Der’ah, Hon. Muhammad Khaalid Al-Hindoos.  The Damascus-Der’ah International Highway, which the rats are trying to block,  is in army hands only.  The attack on Khirbat Ghazaala has…

July 12th, 2014 10:03 am    34 comments

SYRPER’S FIRST NOMINEE FOR “LIAR OF THE YEAR 2014”IS BRITISH SPY AND PROPAGANDIST

  Rami Abdul-Rahman, seen here ordering a pizza from “Chico’s of Coventry” as an MI6 agent lovingly photographs him for some inter-departmental article about the difference between misinformation and disinformation.   Since we started publishing as Syrian Perspective in 2011, this mustachioed and balding weasel (gee, sounds like Ziad except for the mustelan reference), has…

April 7th, 2014 12:12 pm    53 comments

ANOTHER AMBUSH IN ADRAA

    DAMASCUS:  You know, we’re starting to feel sorry for the Saudi-supported rodents.  How many times does this have to happen?  But, don’t worry.  It’s going to get much better. Bandar is coming back. Ooooooooooooooh. ‘Adraa Industrial area:  NDF and SAA snared 20 rats in a trap as they tried to get out of…

March 14th, 2014 10:18 am    51 comments

TERRORISTS BEHEAD YOUNG CHRISTIAN FOR ABANDONING PRAYERS; JARAAJEER LIBERATED! SAA TRIUMPHS IN DAMASCUS;YABROOD AWAITS; LATAKIA VICTORY REDUX; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

LATAKIA:   In the north near the border with Turkey near the villages of Dooreen, Al-Durra and Al-Shamsiyya, the SAA really snuffed out a large group of rodents.  A pickup with 23mm Bandar-BoomBoom was destroyed and all weapons seized and delivered to NDF: Mansour Al-Ghazzaawi (TUNISIAN APE VOMIT) Mahmoud Madaniyya Mansour Hiddu Abu ‘Umar Al-Ghaandi…

January 29th, 2014 11:58 am    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS   These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.     Daarayyaa:  A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their…