June 3rd, 2014 10:48 am    52 comments

DAMASCUS TERRORISTS SUBDUED BY OVERWHELMING ZEAL OF CITIZENS

  President Assad and the First Lady, Asmaa` Al-Assad, cast their vote for Syria’s president in Damascus. (Photo AP) Syrian diplomatic stalwart and Foreign Minister, Waleed Al-Mu’allem,  proves he isn’t dead (as some ridiculous Leb sources claim) as he arises to vote emphatically for Syria’s newly elected president.  Standing behind him is the Deputy Foreign…

May 11th, 2014 02:26 pm    17 comments

DEATH IN DAMASCUS AS TERRORISTS HIE THEIR WAY TO HELL

  Al-Maleeha Farms: The battle to clear this town and its rural environs is now limited to the northern fringes with mostly foreign terrorists struggling to stay alive in the hope some rescuer will arrive soon.  Last night, these terrorist vultures were exterminated: ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Zarqaawi (JORDANIAN CAMEL FLEA) Qaadri Al-Shaykh Baaker (CHECHEN TAPE WORM EXCREMENT.…

May 1st, 2014 09:54 am    23 comments

TERRORIST DEFENSES CRUMBLING AT ALEPPO PRISON

  URGENT: AL-BURAYJ IS NOW LIBERATED AND DELOUSED OPENING THE WAY FOR COMPLETE SAA CONTROL OVER THE CENTRAL PRISON AREA AND JUBAYLA.  Look at the map below carefully.   Via Wikimapia: http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=36.281368&lon=37.207947&z=14&m=b   Note that the Al-Kindi Hospital is now within the sights of SAA artillery to the West.  Also, note that the route straight…

March 11th, 2014 02:15 pm    32 comments

DAMASCUS BEING CLEARED OF RATS; CHECHEN JACKALS MURDER 10 YEAR OLD BOY AND 6 OTHERS IN DAYR EL-ZOR; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

  DAMASCUS:   Gee, whatever happened to the Southern Front?  Surprise?!!  I don’t know. Yabrood: Another Lebanteezian from Tripoli is identified amongst the 15 dead rats.  56 were wounded and taken prisoner. Haytham Ammoon (Lebanteezian cat vomit) ‘Umar Hazali (He’s still laughing in Hell) Waa`el Beetaar Khaleel Al-Jaamoos ‘Abdul-Mu`min Al-Ni’ma Muhammad Al-Hawaa Wasseem Bakkoor Al-Zabadaani: …

January 29th, 2014 11:58 am    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CLEANS UP IN ALEPPO, HOMS AND DAMASCUS; NEWS AND COMMENT; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS: 46 RATS SURRENDER DEMANDING CLEMENCY AND A RETURN TO CIVILIZED LIFE IN DAMASCUS   These former rodents from Babeelaa and Bayt Sahm have settled their accounts with the people of Syria by returning to a normal, civilized life.     Daarayyaa:  A group calling itself “Brigade of the Martyrs” (Liwaa` Al-Shuhadaa`, yawn) joined their…