August 5th, 2015 09:06 am    196 comments

ANNIHILATED IN DAMASCUS: SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS ‘ALLOOSH AND HIS GANG INTO THE MANURE PILE

  DAMASCUS:  ‘Alloosh is almost finished.  His claims to having 1000 rockets to fire at innocent Damascene civilians has proven to be a chimera.  His ranks are dwindling because of defections, surrenders and deaths.  His efforts to negotiate a way out of Douma’s toxic environment have proven to be out of touch with reality.  No.…

July 22nd, 2015 02:38 pm    114 comments

BEGGING TO NEGOTIATE IN ZABADAANI! KAPOW! OBAMA’S PSYCHO-TERRORISTS PLOWED UNDER! DER’AH IS A CHARNEL HOUSE FOR RATS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  It’s almost over folks.  I mean it. The rats, most of whom belong to Ahraar Al-Shaam, are pleading with commanders in the Zionist Abomination and the Hashemite Kingdom of Treason to negotiate a way out of the mess they are in.  We can confirm that the Syrian Army and its allies in…

July 18th, 2015 10:01 am    133 comments

QUNAYTRA AND ZABADAANI: ALQAEDA IN A SHAMBLES AS ZIONIST SUPPLY LINES CUT; ZABADAANI AMBUSH KILLS 46 ZIONIST RODENTS

Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaasim Al-Furayj, Syrian Defense Minister, inspects forces in Qunaytra and brings the final plans to the brilliant field officers whose job it is to rid Syria of the Zionist vultures who infest its towns and villages.     DAMASCUS:  Al-Zabadaani:  It’s curtains for the Alqaeda rats.  They are all foreigners now. You can’t hear…

July 9th, 2015 09:13 am    76 comments

ZABADAANI ABOUT TO FALL; GENERAL AYOOB VISITS TROOPS AHEAD OF THE FINAL ASSAULT; RATS CRINGE IN THEIR CELLARS

DAMASCUS:  He has brought with him the final orders and plans.  You can’t see them in these pictures, but, the general is accompanied by more than strategists in the General Staff.  He is accompanied by field commanders of HZB who are also delivering plans for the final trouncing which the Zionist –affiliated rodents are expecting…

July 3rd, 2015 10:11 am    146 comments

SYRIAN AIR FORCE KILLS SCORES IN ZABADAANI DESTROYING ALQAEDA AMMO AND ROCKETS AS COUNTDOWN STARTS

DAMASCUS:   Al-Zabadaani:  Thursday afternoon, the Syrian Air Force, receiving accurate Intel from MI about a constellation of targets just east of Al-Zabadaani, took to the air, fully loaded with ordnance,  and struck the rats of Alqaeda/Nusra at the Eastern Mountains delivering a raging inferno of Hell-fire which melted the pelts off the crawling vermin…