August 13th, 2015 11:10 am    29 comments

SAUDI KING’S CHIEF OF SECURITY SUCCUMBS TO AIDS IN TANGIERS; KING FURIOUS OVER EVENTS IN FRANCE

If you think the aging queen of England had an “annus horribilis” when Princess Diana was killed by a hit-team from MI6, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.  King Salmaan bin ‘Abdul-‘Azeez, the reigning monarch of the Saudi Arabian Planet of the Apes, has undergone his own “Anus Horribilits” with the humiliating reception he was given…

June 11th, 2015 08:21 am    74 comments

SAUDI AIR FORCE COMMANDER DIES OF AIDS IN WASHINGTON D.C.; HOSPITAL STAFF REFUSE TREATMENT; TRANSFERRED TO ANIMAL HOSPITAL

Former Yemeni president and strongman, ‘Ali ‘Abdullah Saalih, bids farewell to Saudi Arabia’s Chief of the Air Force. (Washington D.C.)  Syrian Perspective has learned that the chief of the Saudi Air Force, One Star “General” Muhammad Ibn Ahmad Al-Sha’laan, has succumbed to the AIDS virus after years of struggle to keep the virulent disease a…

December 3rd, 2014 03:36 pm    60 comments

DR. STRANGELOVE IS BACK IN D.C.; OBAMA DOES IT AGAIN; THE GOOD NEWS AND THE BAD NEWS

The good news is the new Obama candidate for Secretary of Defense is not an artificially inseminated, unmarried black, Hispanic or Jewish lesbian Harvard Law School graduate fighting AIDS.  The bad news is that the president picked a pinkish-white, Gentile reincarnation of General Curtis LeMay; educated at Yale and Oxford as a theoretical physicist; with…