March 4th, 2017 11:22 am    266 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 8 MORE VILLAGES AND TOWNS IN ALEPPO; ABOUT TO ENTER MANBIJ; CRUSHES ALQAEDA ATTACK IN HOMS; RAT MORALE CRASHING

Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, is taking the high road in Syria. We know this because the Syrian Democratic Forces (SDF) are realigning with the Syrian government. The SDF knows that the Turk cockroach, Erdoghan, will order his army to move into Manbij to evict them at some point citing his obsessive condition when it…

March 2nd, 2017 03:19 pm    210 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ENTERS PALMYRA AS ISIS RODENTS HIT THE ROAD HELTER SKELTER

http://wikimapia.org/#lang=en&lat=34.703235&lon=38.582611&z=11&m=b&search=al-sukhna It has been confirmed. The Syrian Army has entered an abandoned Palmyra (Tadmur) as of this morning, 1:00 a.m., EST. The city’s numerous rodents saw the writing on the walls they besmirched and decided to jam their stinking rodent children and slut wives into vans and flatbeds to escape the wrath of the Syrian…

February 28th, 2017 03:14 pm    188 comments

SYRPER MOVING BACK TO BLOG FORMAT SOON; RUSSIA/CHINA KIBOSH WESTERN RESOLUTION IN UNSC; SAA PUNISHING RODENTS IN AL-QAABOON

    ALEPPO: The army is moving toward Al-Baab after crushing ISIS psychopaths in Taadif who have admitted to abandoning their positions there. As more reinforcements arrive to help in exterminating the Turk-supported derelicts, the latter started shelling our army. Our army fired back destroying 3 armored cars and killing over 20 of the rodents.…

February 25th, 2017 03:13 pm    206 comments

LEPEN CONSIDERS DR. ASSAD CRUCIAL TO SYRIAN PEACE; ARMY DEVASTATES ALQAEDA AFTER SUICIDE BOMBERS KILL OFFICER IN HOMS; SAAF DEVASATES ISIS IN DZ; SAA REPELS ATTACK BY LUCKLESS ALQAEDA IN DER’AH

The nominee of the National Front in France, Marine LePen, has announced that the only solution to the Syrian crisis is Dr. Bashar Al-Assad. Needless to say, she will be a welcome change from the rabid mass murderer and internationally despised weasel, Francois Hollande. Let us hope for her success and the return of France,…