December 15th, 2015 11:10 am    82 comments

BAM! SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS NATO’S RATS INTO DOG FOOD AT HAMA; HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED; SUHAYL AL-HASSAN PROMOTED TO GENERAL

HAMA:  Jaysh Al-Fath, the new “moderate” creation of the NATO terrorist alliance, made up of almost 99% Jihadist cannibals and freaks of nature, planned, with the help of Turkey’s MIT and England’s MI6, to assault and destroy SAA military strongpoints at these towns:  Al-Buwaydha, Khirbat Al-Masaasina, Zilleen, Zawr Al-Haysa, Al-Mahrooqa and Zalaaqiyyaat.  The only problem…

December 14th, 2015 12:05 pm    72 comments

MARJ AL-SULTAAN AIRBASE LIBERATED!! TURKMEN TERRORISTS DIE BY THE DOZENS AS SYRIAN ARMY OPENS ROUTES TO KASAB

  DAMASCUS: WE CAN CONFIRM THE TOTAL LIBERATION OF MARJ AL-SULTAAN VILLAGE AND MARJ AL-SULTAAN AIRBASE AS OF 4:00 A.M. EASTERN STANDARD TIME.  THE RATS WERE CRUSHED.  I WILL PUBLISH THE NAMES OF ALL THE DEAD NUSRA/ALQAEDA RATS TOMORROW WHEN I HAVE SUFFICIENT TIME.   I have been extremely busy prior to the holidays.  However, take…

December 11th, 2015 10:45 am    213 comments

ALEPPO: KHAAN TOOMAAN SURROUNDED; THERMAL STATION LIBERATED; KUWAYRIS TOTALLY SECURE

ALEPPO:  The front here is becoming increasingly favorable for the people and army of Syria.  The Russian Air Force is providing incomparably superior air support for our ground forces as terrorist chatter becomes increasingly hysterical. Khaan Toomaan:  This town is now completely surrounded by the SAA and helicopter gunships are targeting rat defenses with remarkable…

December 9th, 2015 02:02 pm    191 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 2 MORE AREAS OF PROVINCE; HOMS CITY FREE OF RATS, AT LAST!

LATAKIA:     The Syrian Army has added 2 more locations to the long list of liberated towns and villages close to the border with Turk-Occupied Syria (Hatay): Bireendi (Var: Brindi) Summit has been deloused and liberated from Alqaeda/Nusra. Al-Rubay’ah Heights has been totally freed of the rodent filth . As of now, the SAA and…

December 8th, 2015 09:41 am    173 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THWARTS AMERICAN/ISIS ATTACK ON ITS BASE IN DAYR EL-ZOR AS RUSSIA OPENS TWO AIRBASES; AL-WA’ER ECSTATIC AFTER WITHDRAWAL OF TERRORISTS

DAYR EL-ZOR:  You have all heard the news about the American air strike on the 137th Artillery Brigade stationed at a Desert Forces Base between ‘Ayyaash and Al-Baaghiliyya.  You may have also heard about the American attempt to blame the malicious attack on the Russian Air Force which even the Syrian Army has described as…

December 6th, 2015 10:10 am    324 comments

RUSSIA BUILDING NEW AIRBASE AT AL-SHU’AYRAAT; NEW AIRCRAFT ARRIVING IN SYRIA; T90 ON DISPLAY IN ALEPPO

HOMS: It’s now official, the Russian Defense Ministry has approved the preparation of a new airbase for the RuAF in the area of Al-Shu’ayraat where another SAAF base was located.   It appears that the coastal base at Humaymeem is insufficient to handle the number of sorties required to eradicate the terrorists from Syria while also…

December 5th, 2015 08:20 am    189 comments

WATERLOO IN DER’AH: SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RATS AFTER BLASTING THEIR RANKS; 48 RODENTS DEAD

DER’AH:  The little village of Jadiyya lies on the Old International Highway and is considered strategically important because it connects whole rural areas from Quanytra to Damascus to Der’ah.  For months, the rodents have been mounting one failed campaign after another to take the village from the legal authorities of the Syrian government.  This time,…

December 4th, 2015 03:00 pm    130 comments

RUSSIAN AND SYRIAN BOMBERS WIPE OUT WHOLE CONVOYS OF ISIS TANKERS TO TURKEY; SYRIAN ARMY CLEANSES NEW AREAS IN LATAKIA; LEADER OF NUSRA KILLED IN DER’AH

Reports are coming in fast and furious that the Pixilated Pasha of Poop in Ankara is livid after hearing that another large convoy of oil tankers was turned into molten dross by both the SAAF and RuAF.  The area in question is on a line extending from Dayr El-Zor through Al-Raqqa to Northern Aleppo.  There…