August 30th, 2011 07:04 pm    Comments Off on THE TRAITORS IN SYRIA ARE DEFEATED

THE TRAITORS IN SYRIA ARE DEFEATED

August 30, 2011 – I had the pleasure of talking to my wife’s nephew in Latakia just now.  He has returned from reserve duty with the Third Army Group.  He says that the demonstrators are few in number but that some are getting weapons from Lebanon and Iraq.  This is complicating the whole issue of pacifying…

August 30th, 2011 01:55 pm    Comments Off on Ert gasses; Hanbalites Unite! Sodomites Contrite: Turkish Delight

Ert gasses; Hanbalites Unite! Sodomites Contrite: Turkish Delight

August 30, 2011 – Finally, the Washington Post, reported about Syria’s substantial arsenal of Sarin gas, VTX, and mustard gas which I’ve been writing about for two years.  Thank you, my friend, John, legal colleague and stout Syrian for the article.  I have been saying that the Syrian government of Dr. Assad cannot view the efforts of…

August 29th, 2011 02:24 pm    Comments Off on ARAB LEAGUE SECRETARY HINTS AT AGREEMENT WITH SYRIA; SHEIKH AL-RIFAI OF DAMASCUS COMPARED TO ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS; CATHERINE ASHTON NOW CALLED THE INVISIBLE DIRIGIBLE

ARAB LEAGUE SECRETARY HINTS AT AGREEMENT WITH SYRIA; SHEIKH AL-RIFAI OF DAMASCUS COMPARED TO ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS; CATHERINE ASHTON NOW CALLED THE INVISIBLE DIRIGIBLE

August 29, 2011-Second Posting today-  URGENT AND IMPORTANT:  Arab League Secretary General, Nabil Al-Arabi,  hinted today at what may be a new agreement with Syria’s president Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, a trained opthamologist.  According to reports leaked to the Mercury News Service,  Dr. Assad has agreed to provide all active employees of the Arab League with “eye…

August 29th, 2011 11:57 am    Comments Off on ABDALLAH GUL: LOOK MA, NO BRAINS;

ABDALLAH GUL: LOOK MA, NO BRAINS;

August 29, 2011 – There is a famous story about Mr  Abdallah Gul, the islamist president of Turkey.  When he was a little boy in his native Kayseri, Anatolia, he rode on his bicycle upside-down with his head on the seat and his arms and legs flailing in the air.  Seeing his mother on the balcony of…

August 28th, 2011 01:18 pm    Comments Off on URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

August 28, 2011 – Mercury News Service exclusive.  PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA of GUTTER (a/k/a Qatar) has relapsed into what one member of the “royal” family called: “Menacing fatness”.  You recall that the bloated prince was released from hospital last week after he was treated for a lethat form of…

August 27th, 2011 01:54 pm    Comments Off on THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

August 27, 2011 – This straight from Syria.  All my sources tell me that this last weekend was the most uneventful of all.  That’s right, demonstrations were few in number and mostly in “INTELLECTUAL CAPITALS” of the country in the far eastern corner.  The notoriously dishonest dissident movement claims that two people died yesterday although my sources…

August 26th, 2011 06:49 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT IS LUCKY HE’S NOT DEAD; NO MORE VISA OR MASTERCARD IN SYRIA; IS THE SHADID DNA PROGRAMMED FOR LYING?

ALI FARZAT IS LUCKY HE’S NOT DEAD; NO MORE VISA OR MASTERCARD IN SYRIA; IS THE SHADID DNA PROGRAMMED FOR LYING?

August 26, 2011 – More news in on Mr.Ali Farzat, the cartoonist who had his hand broken by some angry toughs in Damascus.  We still don’t know who attacked Farzat – its probably government affiliated young men who grew tired of his obstinacy.  But don’t ostracise the government yet.  You have to also know that Farzat was constantly in…