August 25th, 2011 07:22 pm    Comments Off on SITUATION IN SYRIA MUCH BETTER; UN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM GETS TO SEE MURDEROUS DEMONSTRATORS

SITUATION IN SYRIA MUCH BETTER; UN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM GETS TO SEE MURDEROUS DEMONSTRATORS

August 25, 2011 – This is my third post today.  Just off the phone with my brother-in-law in Latakia.  He’s been wanting to go to Slinfeh for a few weeks but can’t get up to the mountains because of his children.  Oh, well.  He says on the telephone that the demonstrations are fizzling out.  Even with…

August 25th, 2011 04:30 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

August 25, 2011 – This is my second post for today.  Ali Farzat, a well-known political cartoonist and satirist is in hospital because of a drubbing he received from what the BBC calls security agents.  Of course, the story is transmitted from so-called “activists” who are just criminals with a political agenda.  In any case, the…

August 25th, 2011 01:51 pm    Comments Off on ROBERT FORD, US AMBASSADOR TO SYRIA PLAYS MAJOR ROLE IN CRACKDOWN; NO SIEGE AT THE ALAMO; ANTHONY SHADID TAKES LYING TO NORTH AFRICA

ROBERT FORD, US AMBASSADOR TO SYRIA PLAYS MAJOR ROLE IN CRACKDOWN; NO SIEGE AT THE ALAMO; ANTHONY SHADID TAKES LYING TO NORTH AFRICA

August 25, 2011 – Those who were chagrined by Ambassador Ford’s unauthorized trip to Hama and, now, to Jassem, can take comfort in the following exclusive from the Mercury News Service.  Our sources in Syria tell us that while the Foreign Ministry is “miffed” at the behaviour of Mr. Ford, the security services are not.   This…

August 24th, 2011 12:02 pm    Comments Off on SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BUYS MEDIA GIANT "MERCURY NEWS LTD"

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BUYS MEDIA GIANT "MERCURY NEWS LTD"

August 24, 2011 – SyrianPerspective, the leading Syrian blogsite and disseminator of accurate news concerning the Near East, has purchased, for an undisclosed sum, the entire “MERCURY NEWS LTD” company.  Ziad Abu Fadel, the lawyer, academic, translator, wag, pundit and gadfly, has promised that the news service will be “even more dishonest than the New York Times”.  He contininued to say: …

August 23rd, 2011 01:21 pm    Comments Off on RETURN OF THE SON OF QADDAFI; UN INQUIRY IN SYRIA; THE SP ANNUAL GRAYBEARD PEDOPHILE AWARD TO PM BERLUSCONI

RETURN OF THE SON OF QADDAFI; UN INQUIRY IN SYRIA; THE SP ANNUAL GRAYBEARD PEDOPHILE AWARD TO PM BERLUSCONI

August 23, 2011 – Tottenham was massacred, hardly the conclusion to the battle of Agincourt. The Qaddafis are apparently back.  The UN Criminal Court lied about them being in custody.  Seif-al-Islam, (referred to herein-after as Seif) is alive, well and kicking off nights of debauchery with the local journalistas.According to local sources, unreliable as they…

August 22nd, 2011 06:45 pm    Comments Off on HOTSPUR IS PLAYING IN AN HALF-HOUR; WHO CARES ABOUT THE QADDAFI’S ANYMORE

HOTSPUR IS PLAYING IN AN HALF-HOUR; WHO CARES ABOUT THE QADDAFI’S ANYMORE

I’m going for some drinks and to watch the Tottenham game.  I’m a fan of Tottenham for no really good reason.  I just like the name Hotspur, which reminds me of the Henriad Tetralogy.  So they’ve captured three sons of the Kook of North Africa.  These savages can now deal with fellow savages.  I can never…

August 22nd, 2011 04:33 pm    Comments Off on THE ASSAD INTERVIEW OF AUGUST 21, 2011

THE ASSAD INTERVIEW OF AUGUST 21, 2011

Dr. Bashar Al-Assad was the picture of confidence during his speech with the Syrian state-operated satellite channel.  It started 2:00 P.M. our time in Michigan and ended about 2:45.  The interviewers were a man and a woman who spoke in literary Arabic and the President responded in literary Arabic accordingly.  His answers were calm and decisive. …

August 22nd, 2011 02:05 pm    Comments Off on EXTRA! EXTRA! CIA WARNING TO PRINCE DRUM; IT WAS A BLITHERING INTERVIEW, NOT A SPEECH

EXTRA! EXTRA! CIA WARNING TO PRINCE DRUM; IT WAS A BLITHERING INTERVIEW, NOT A SPEECH

Good morning, avid students of the truth, this is just in:  CIA WARNS PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLE-DRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA OF THE PERSIAN GULF STATE OF GUTTER that he must stay away from sharp objects.  According to Anthony Shadid and his dancing partner wife, NADA BAKRI, of the NYT,  newly-appointed CIA Director General…