August 27th, 2011 01:54 pm    Comments Off on THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

August 27, 2011 – This straight from Syria.  All my sources tell me that this last weekend was the most uneventful of all.  That’s right, demonstrations were few in number and mostly in “INTELLECTUAL CAPITALS” of the country in the far eastern corner.  The notoriously dishonest dissident movement claims that two people died yesterday although my sources…

August 26th, 2011 06:49 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT IS LUCKY HE’S NOT DEAD; NO MORE VISA OR MASTERCARD IN SYRIA; IS THE SHADID DNA PROGRAMMED FOR LYING?

ALI FARZAT IS LUCKY HE’S NOT DEAD; NO MORE VISA OR MASTERCARD IN SYRIA; IS THE SHADID DNA PROGRAMMED FOR LYING?

August 26, 2011 – More news in on Mr.Ali Farzat, the cartoonist who had his hand broken by some angry toughs in Damascus.  We still don’t know who attacked Farzat – its probably government affiliated young men who grew tired of his obstinacy.  But don’t ostracise the government yet.  You have to also know that Farzat was constantly in…

August 26th, 2011 01:52 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT REFUSED TO HEED WARNINGS; FIZZLING DEMONSTRATIONS; MEDICAL SCHOOL THANK YOUS

ALI FARZAT REFUSED TO HEED WARNINGS; FIZZLING DEMONSTRATIONS; MEDICAL SCHOOL THANK YOUS

August 26, 2011 – Look, I don’t abide people having their hands busted up because they make fun of a prominent individual.  The real story is that Mr. Farzat, a renowned Syrian satirical caricaturist, would not listen to security people who warned him that the “time was not appropriate for humourous drawings about the president”.  He ignored the admonitions…

August 25th, 2011 07:22 pm    Comments Off on SITUATION IN SYRIA MUCH BETTER; UN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM GETS TO SEE MURDEROUS DEMONSTRATORS

SITUATION IN SYRIA MUCH BETTER; UN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM GETS TO SEE MURDEROUS DEMONSTRATORS

August 25, 2011 – This is my third post today.  Just off the phone with my brother-in-law in Latakia.  He’s been wanting to go to Slinfeh for a few weeks but can’t get up to the mountains because of his children.  Oh, well.  He says on the telephone that the demonstrations are fizzling out.  Even with…

August 25th, 2011 04:30 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

August 25, 2011 – This is my second post for today.  Ali Farzat, a well-known political cartoonist and satirist is in hospital because of a drubbing he received from what the BBC calls security agents.  Of course, the story is transmitted from so-called “activists” who are just criminals with a political agenda.  In any case, the…

August 25th, 2011 01:51 pm    Comments Off on ROBERT FORD, US AMBASSADOR TO SYRIA PLAYS MAJOR ROLE IN CRACKDOWN; NO SIEGE AT THE ALAMO; ANTHONY SHADID TAKES LYING TO NORTH AFRICA

ROBERT FORD, US AMBASSADOR TO SYRIA PLAYS MAJOR ROLE IN CRACKDOWN; NO SIEGE AT THE ALAMO; ANTHONY SHADID TAKES LYING TO NORTH AFRICA

August 25, 2011 – Those who were chagrined by Ambassador Ford’s unauthorized trip to Hama and, now, to Jassem, can take comfort in the following exclusive from the Mercury News Service.  Our sources in Syria tell us that while the Foreign Ministry is “miffed” at the behaviour of Mr. Ford, the security services are not.   This…

August 24th, 2011 12:02 pm    Comments Off on SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BUYS MEDIA GIANT "MERCURY NEWS LTD"

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BUYS MEDIA GIANT "MERCURY NEWS LTD"

August 24, 2011 – SyrianPerspective, the leading Syrian blogsite and disseminator of accurate news concerning the Near East, has purchased, for an undisclosed sum, the entire “MERCURY NEWS LTD” company.  Ziad Abu Fadel, the lawyer, academic, translator, wag, pundit and gadfly, has promised that the news service will be “even more dishonest than the New York Times”.  He contininued to say: …

August 23rd, 2011 01:21 pm    Comments Off on RETURN OF THE SON OF QADDAFI; UN INQUIRY IN SYRIA; THE SP ANNUAL GRAYBEARD PEDOPHILE AWARD TO PM BERLUSCONI

RETURN OF THE SON OF QADDAFI; UN INQUIRY IN SYRIA; THE SP ANNUAL GRAYBEARD PEDOPHILE AWARD TO PM BERLUSCONI

August 23, 2011 – Tottenham was massacred, hardly the conclusion to the battle of Agincourt. The Qaddafis are apparently back.  The UN Criminal Court lied about them being in custody.  Seif-al-Islam, (referred to herein-after as Seif) is alive, well and kicking off nights of debauchery with the local journalistas.According to local sources, unreliable as they…