October 6th, 2011 12:31 pm    Comments Off on DEGRADATION FOR AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH, AL-JAZEERA, AL-ARABIYYA AND THE NYT

DEGRADATION FOR AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL, HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH, AL-JAZEERA, AL-ARABIYYA AND THE NYT

October 6, 2011 – The Zeinab Al-Hussni story has the media world abuzz with sarcasm over the miserable mishandling of her story by Amnesty International and Human Rights Watch.  You see, during the Ramadan holiday, these once-respected sources of information on civil rights, government-sponsored torture, political prisoners and state-abuse of the helpless, reported that a teenager named, Zeinab…

October 5th, 2011 01:32 pm    Comments Off on IF IT SMELLS OF BRITISH, IT’S PROBABLY BRITISH;

IF IT SMELLS OF BRITISH, IT’S PROBABLY BRITISH;

October 5, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE CULTURAL INVESTIGATIONS SPECIAL. By Archibald Scruffmaster.   The Persians have a saying whenever something seems too good to be true, or someone is delivering almond-scented sweets (arsenic), or when the odour of conspiracy is in the air:  IT SMELLS OF BRITISH!  Now, you might ask: How about “It smells of German”.  All that…

October 4th, 2011 11:58 am    Comments Off on NEWARK, NEWARK, HERE I COME;

NEWARK, NEWARK, HERE I COME;

October 4, 2011 – What opprobrium!  I am leaving for New York City but my friend, who is accompanying me, has booked two nights at a NEWARK HOTEL!  OH, WOE! I don’t have to tell you that Newark, while tolerably close to the Big Apple, is the bursting chancre of the Eastern Seaboard, complete with fresh…

October 3rd, 2011 02:42 pm    Comments Off on LYING AS ADDICTION; AN INTERVIEW WITH CAMBRIDGE RESEARCHER IAIN PLUNGE-ROCKNIVORE; ALFRED E. NEWMAN PRIZE FOR FICTIONAL CHARLATANS AND LIARS AWARDED TO RAMI ABDEL-RAHMAN; TWEEDLE CAM SENDS PRINCE FATSO HIS BEST WISHES FOR SPEEDY RECOVERY.

LYING AS ADDICTION; AN INTERVIEW WITH CAMBRIDGE RESEARCHER IAIN PLUNGE-ROCKNIVORE; ALFRED E. NEWMAN PRIZE FOR FICTIONAL CHARLATANS AND LIARS AWARDED TO RAMI ABDEL-RAHMAN; TWEEDLE CAM SENDS PRINCE FATSO HIS BEST WISHES FOR SPEEDY RECOVERY.

October 3, 2011 – FIRST POST – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE SPECIAL REPORT: Brunhilde Liebesbombe reporting special to MNS: Many questions have been asked about the “lying addiction”: do you have to be a liar in order to be addicted?  Or, can one be addicted to another person’s lying?  The latter issue is one being researched…

October 2nd, 2011 01:48 pm    Comments Off on AL-RASTAN HAS BEEN WRESTED AWAY FROM DESERTERS AND TERRORISTS; PATRICK SEALE DESCRIBED OBAMA; THE FRANCOIS RABELAIS PRIZE FOR EXAGERRATION IS COMING;

AL-RASTAN HAS BEEN WRESTED AWAY FROM DESERTERS AND TERRORISTS; PATRICK SEALE DESCRIBED OBAMA; THE FRANCOIS RABELAIS PRIZE FOR EXAGERRATION IS COMING;

October 2, 2011 – FIRST POST – The city of Al-Rastan in central-eastern Syria has been cleared of the salafist infestation made up of army deserters and some imported microbes from neighboring countries.  Most have been killed, according to my brother-in-law, with a small number, maybe 5, being taken prisoner and for questioning before their…

September 30th, 2011 06:41 pm    Comments Off on STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

September 30, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – According to professional virago and fabricator, HILLARY CLINTON, wife of former president and incorrigible satyr, William Clinton, Syria’s government is to be condemned for the “unwarranted attack” on Ambassador Ford while he and his staff were conducting normal embassy business….”.  Hmm.  Normal embassy business?  Do ambassadors run around…

September 30th, 2011 12:11 pm    Comments Off on AMBASSADOR ROBERT FORD, IDIOT DIPLOMAT; ALRASTAN SURROUNDED AND READY TO FALL;

AMBASSADOR ROBERT FORD, IDIOT DIPLOMAT; ALRASTAN SURROUNDED AND READY TO FALL;

September 30, 2011 – He was pelted with tomatoes and eggs.  That’s all?  I am amazed at how the Syrian government is putting up with his sedition.  I know he’s helped Syria to find terrorists by simply going to places where the rats come out to greet him, and in so doing, expose themselves to…

September 28th, 2011 03:23 pm    Comments Off on SYRIA BREAKS THE BACK OF THE WESTERN ASSAULT; REVIEW OF CAPERS CONTINUED

SYRIA BREAKS THE BACK OF THE WESTERN ASSAULT; REVIEW OF CAPERS CONTINUED

September 28, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – You might have all heard that Syria has now taken the front row seat at the arena where its champion bull was to be gored by the western alliance of zionist slaves and raving hypocrites.  Now, the western matador has conceded defeat amidst the cacophanous jeers of the masses who…