October 12th, 2011 06:47 pm    Comments Off on BBC DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR FROM READERS ANYMORE; DEMONSTRATORS BORED TODAY; PUTIN BACK ON TRACK; SHALIT SHOULD GO BACK TO POLAND AS A CONDITION OF RELEASE

BBC DOESN’T WANT TO HEAR FROM READERS ANYMORE; DEMONSTRATORS BORED TODAY; PUTIN BACK ON TRACK; SHALIT SHOULD GO BACK TO POLAND AS A CONDITION OF RELEASE

SECOND POST 10-12-1011 – It is obvious that the Brits are so confused these days.  They sent this worthless reporter, Lyse Doucet, to Syria some weeks ago to report on the unrest.  That the Syrian government allowed her in is proof of pure recklessness as the woman was there to merely disparage the Assad administration.  I have…

October 12th, 2011 03:17 pm    Comments Off on SYRPER CLASSIFIED AD; PRINCE FATSO HAS RECURRENCE OF IMPLOSION SYNDROME DUE TO ASSAD DEMONSTRATION AND BANANAS; MERCURY NEWS BLASTS THE LID OFF THE SAUDI AMBASSADOR’S ASSASSINATION PLOT

SYRPER CLASSIFIED AD; PRINCE FATSO HAS RECURRENCE OF IMPLOSION SYNDROME DUE TO ASSAD DEMONSTRATION AND BANANAS; MERCURY NEWS BLASTS THE LID OFF THE SAUDI AMBASSADOR’S ASSASSINATION PLOT

October 12, 2011 – SyrPer has just received its first classified ad from the Syrian National Transitional Council’s/Dhimmis Recruitment Divison: “TO: ALL SYRIAN MINORITY MEMBERS INCLUDING ALAWIS AND CHRISTIANS – The Syrian Transitional Council is recruiting any member of Syria’s minorities for honorary membership in the Syrian National Transitional Council.  Due to the appearance of islamism in…

October 11th, 2011 07:12 pm    Comments Off on BURHAN GHALIOUN RECEIVES SPECIAL INVITATION FROM SHAPUR BAKHTIAR AND SALAHUDDIN BITAR TO JOIN THEM; NEWARK LENDS NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "SQUALOR";

BURHAN GHALIOUN RECEIVES SPECIAL INVITATION FROM SHAPUR BAKHTIAR AND SALAHUDDIN BITAR TO JOIN THEM; NEWARK LENDS NEW MEANING TO THE WORD "SQUALOR";

MERCURY NEWS SERVICE – “Always at your service”. October 11, 2011 – Brunhilde Liebesbombe – on special assignment reporting:  In a startling new development just revealed today by the French government of MAGYAR CUCKOLD NICOLAS SARKOZY,  the leader of Syria’s newly formed Transitional Council has received an invitation from SHAPUR BAKHTIAR and SALAHUDDIN BITAR to join them for tea.  None of…

October 11th, 2011 03:54 pm    Comments Off on THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS NOW EXPOSED ITSELF; DIMITRI MEDVYEDEV’S VALEDICTORY BULLTWANG; SURLIEST BARTENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD;

THE NEW YORK TIMES HAS NOW EXPOSED ITSELF; DIMITRI MEDVYEDEV’S VALEDICTORY BULLTWANG; SURLIEST BARTENDER OF THE YEAR AWARD;

October 11, 2011 – I read an article by that pathological prevaricaterix, NADA BAKRI, while waiting for some Decaf at Starbucks.  Oh, I don’t buy the Times any more.  I just read it when I’m at the library or standing someplace waiting or when a friend gives it to me.  Today, this morning, I knew that…

October 10th, 2011 07:52 pm    Comments Off on BILLY ELLIOT, TOUR DE FORCE;

BILLY ELLIOT, TOUR DE FORCE;

THIRD POST – October 10, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE ARTS AND CRAFTS EXTRAVAGANZA – Zooey Phooey Schlechtkase, Special Critic to MNS, in New York. Those of you living in the dreadful Midwest can only dream of a civilised existence in a cultural centre as rich as New York City.  Billy Elliot is one gem…

October 10th, 2011 05:52 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – WALID MOUALLEM, MAN OF THE YEAR, FINALLY;

SECOND POST – WALID MOUALLEM, MAN OF THE YEAR, FINALLY;

SECOND POST – October 10, 2011 – Finally, after victory after victory after victory, Syria’s rotund, double-chinned, avuncular and owlish foreign minister, Walid Mouallem, had something to say about those “goings on” in Europe and elsewhere.  He appropriately dissed the Syrian National Transitional Council, a conglomeration of petty criminals wanted by the Syrian authorities, and gave the governments…

October 10th, 2011 03:25 pm    Comments Off on BACK FROM THE BIG APPLE; BILLY ELLIOT IS A TOUR DE FORCE; MORE DRIVEL FROM THE BBC;

BACK FROM THE BIG APPLE; BILLY ELLIOT IS A TOUR DE FORCE; MORE DRIVEL FROM THE BBC;

10-10-11 – Another melancholic Monday.  I have just returned from another trip to NYC which was made all the more memorable because I took in a Saturday night performance of Billy Elliot at the Imperial Theatre in Broadway.  The weather, as you all remember,  was peculairly cooperative this October weekend with temperatures rising to 80…

October 6th, 2011 03:31 pm    Comments Off on SECOND POST – QATARI EMIR FATSO PROHIBITS EATING BANANAS;

SECOND POST – QATARI EMIR FATSO PROHIBITS EATING BANANAS;

October 6, 2011 – MERCURY NEWS SERVICE FLASH: “QATAR’S TYRANT PROHIBITS EATING BANANAS IN HIS COUNTRY”,  Sidney Fishbasquette reporting special to MNS from Doha-The government of Gutter (a/k/a Qatar) announced today a new “faraman” from the royal palace declaring the eating of bananas “haram”.  No citizen or visitor may now peel or eat a banana in…