August 25th, 2011 01:51 pm    Comments Off on ROBERT FORD, US AMBASSADOR TO SYRIA PLAYS MAJOR ROLE IN CRACKDOWN; NO SIEGE AT THE ALAMO; ANTHONY SHADID TAKES LYING TO NORTH AFRICA

ROBERT FORD, US AMBASSADOR TO SYRIA PLAYS MAJOR ROLE IN CRACKDOWN; NO SIEGE AT THE ALAMO; ANTHONY SHADID TAKES LYING TO NORTH AFRICA

August 25, 2011 – Those who were chagrined by Ambassador Ford’s unauthorized trip to Hama and, now, to Jassem, can take comfort in the following exclusive from the Mercury News Service.  Our sources in Syria tell us that while the Foreign Ministry is “miffed” at the behaviour of Mr. Ford, the security services are not.   This…

August 24th, 2011 12:02 pm    Comments Off on SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BUYS MEDIA GIANT "MERCURY NEWS LTD"

SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE BUYS MEDIA GIANT "MERCURY NEWS LTD"

August 24, 2011 – SyrianPerspective, the leading Syrian blogsite and disseminator of accurate news concerning the Near East, has purchased, for an undisclosed sum, the entire “MERCURY NEWS LTD” company.  Ziad Abu Fadel, the lawyer, academic, translator, wag, pundit and gadfly, has promised that the news service will be “even more dishonest than the New York Times”.  He contininued to say: …

August 23rd, 2011 01:21 pm    Comments Off on RETURN OF THE SON OF QADDAFI; UN INQUIRY IN SYRIA; THE SP ANNUAL GRAYBEARD PEDOPHILE AWARD TO PM BERLUSCONI

RETURN OF THE SON OF QADDAFI; UN INQUIRY IN SYRIA; THE SP ANNUAL GRAYBEARD PEDOPHILE AWARD TO PM BERLUSCONI

August 23, 2011 – Tottenham was massacred, hardly the conclusion to the battle of Agincourt. The Qaddafis are apparently back.  The UN Criminal Court lied about them being in custody.  Seif-al-Islam, (referred to herein-after as Seif) is alive, well and kicking off nights of debauchery with the local journalistas.According to local sources, unreliable as they…

August 22nd, 2011 06:45 pm    Comments Off on HOTSPUR IS PLAYING IN AN HALF-HOUR; WHO CARES ABOUT THE QADDAFI’S ANYMORE

HOTSPUR IS PLAYING IN AN HALF-HOUR; WHO CARES ABOUT THE QADDAFI’S ANYMORE

I’m going for some drinks and to watch the Tottenham game.  I’m a fan of Tottenham for no really good reason.  I just like the name Hotspur, which reminds me of the Henriad Tetralogy.  So they’ve captured three sons of the Kook of North Africa.  These savages can now deal with fellow savages.  I can never…

August 22nd, 2011 04:33 pm    Comments Off on THE ASSAD INTERVIEW OF AUGUST 21, 2011

THE ASSAD INTERVIEW OF AUGUST 21, 2011

Dr. Bashar Al-Assad was the picture of confidence during his speech with the Syrian state-operated satellite channel.  It started 2:00 P.M. our time in Michigan and ended about 2:45.  The interviewers were a man and a woman who spoke in literary Arabic and the President responded in literary Arabic accordingly.  His answers were calm and decisive. …

August 22nd, 2011 02:05 pm    Comments Off on EXTRA! EXTRA! CIA WARNING TO PRINCE DRUM; IT WAS A BLITHERING INTERVIEW, NOT A SPEECH

EXTRA! EXTRA! CIA WARNING TO PRINCE DRUM; IT WAS A BLITHERING INTERVIEW, NOT A SPEECH

Good morning, avid students of the truth, this is just in:  CIA WARNS PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLE-DRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA OF THE PERSIAN GULF STATE OF GUTTER that he must stay away from sharp objects.  According to Anthony Shadid and his dancing partner wife, NADA BAKRI, of the NYT,  newly-appointed CIA Director General…

August 21st, 2011 05:14 pm    Comments Off on DR. ASSAD’S ADDRESS TODAY AND OBAMA’S/CAMERON’S PATHETIC TANGO WITH JIHADISTS

DR. ASSAD’S ADDRESS TODAY AND OBAMA’S/CAMERON’S PATHETIC TANGO WITH JIHADISTS

August 21, 2011 – It is a joyous day.  Dr. Assad’s speech to the Syrian people on Syrian state tv is a clear indication that the jihadist criminals in the SAR have been routed, arrested, interrogated and soon, hopefully, remanded to Judge Fadhil Al-Mehdawi for trial and sentencing.  I suspect that Dr. Assad/’s speech will…

August 19th, 2011 03:17 pm    Comments Off on The BBC and Ziad; Latakia is returning to normal; Failed U.S. and U.K. Policies

The BBC and Ziad; Latakia is returning to normal; Failed U.S. and U.K. Policies

August 19, 2011 – The bankruptcy of U.S. and U.K. policy is proven by the desperation of their latest gambit.  Asking the Syrian president to step down is meaningless because both these countries have gone out of their way to marginalize Syria at every level of international relations.  When they come now to exert influence, they find…