September 21st, 2011 02:35 pm    Comments Off on NEW LOWS IN AMERICAN POLITICS; ABU-MAZEN AGONISTES AT THE UN; WADDAH KHANFAR QUITS AL-JAZEERA IN ANOTHER EPIDEMIC OF ABANDONMENT; UAE CAUSES NEW STENCH IN YEMEN

NEW LOWS IN AMERICAN POLITICS; ABU-MAZEN AGONISTES AT THE UN; WADDAH KHANFAR QUITS AL-JAZEERA IN ANOTHER EPIDEMIC OF ABANDONMENT; UAE CAUSES NEW STENCH IN YEMEN

September 21, 2011 – I watched the spectacle yesterday of Rick Perry deliberately abasing himself before the media.  When our politicians become abject clowns, motley-clad fools dancing a jig before a council of trailer park managers, our civilization is descending into decrepitude.  How could any human being who aspires to the highest office in the land…

September 20th, 2011 07:02 pm    Comments Off on NYT ARTICLE HAS PEOPLE IN STITCHES; WHEN WILL THE NYT REALIZE THE SAR KNOWS THE JIG IS UP

NYT ARTICLE HAS PEOPLE IN STITCHES; WHEN WILL THE NYT REALIZE THE SAR KNOWS THE JIG IS UP

September 20, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY.  I just back from a Chinese restaurant and found a fax from Chuck, a friend and reader, who noted on the cover sheet that he was shaking from laughter as he sent the copy through.  Chuck and I go back a long way.  A few months ago we were discussing…

September 20th, 2011 01:05 pm    Comments Off on DESERTERS ALMOST COMPLETELY CAPTURED; DR.CHRIS AND THE MEDIA MONSTER;

DESERTERS ALMOST COMPLETELY CAPTURED; DR.CHRIS AND THE MEDIA MONSTER;

September 20, 2011 – With the surrender of “Colonel” Hantoush, the legendary gadabout, who is really a “major” (muqaddim)  in the Syrian army (moonlighting as a janitor), the other deserters are quickly turning themselves in and claiming “deceitful practices” by “non-Syrian enemies of the state”.  According to my brother-in-law who lives in Latakia, most of…

September 19th, 2011 07:23 pm    Comments Off on FIVE DEAD IN SYRIA ACCORDING TO NON-EXISTENT LIAR ABDELRAHMAN; THE RISE OF THE SUBLIME PORTE AGAIN UNDER THE RULE OF THE GOOD CALIPH ERDOGHAN THE MAGNIFICENT

FIVE DEAD IN SYRIA ACCORDING TO NON-EXISTENT LIAR ABDELRAHMAN; THE RISE OF THE SUBLIME PORTE AGAIN UNDER THE RULE OF THE GOOD CALIPH ERDOGHAN THE MAGNIFICENT

September 19, 2011 – Second posting today.  Internationally mysterious liar and fabricator, Rami Abdelrahman, of the Syrian Lavatory for Human Rights, a one-man creation of MI6, announced the astounding news that FIVE! Say that again…. Five, people were killed today around the area of Homs!  Abdelrahman, who claims to live in a fictional town called Coventry and who is married…

September 19th, 2011 01:29 pm    Comments Off on ADDENDUM ET CORRIGENDUM;

ADDENDUM ET CORRIGENDUM;

September 19, 2011 – We failed you yesterday.  The prize awarded Pedophile Extraordinaire Prince Khalifa Ibn Mutakhallif was the “Henri Pharaoun-Liberace Certificate of Appreciation”.  Please correct any records you may have kept. ZAF There’s no news from Syria other than the inevitable fact that the unrest is almost over.  There’s some arrests to initiate against die-hard…

September 18th, 2011 01:27 pm    Comments Off on PALESTINIANS ON THE THRESHOLD OF THE THIRD INTIFADA; QADDAFI LOYALISTS PEE ON COLONIALIST COLLABORATORS; MEETING OF DWARFS IN DAMASCUS

PALESTINIANS ON THE THRESHOLD OF THE THIRD INTIFADA; QADDAFI LOYALISTS PEE ON COLONIALIST COLLABORATORS; MEETING OF DWARFS IN DAMASCUS

September 18, 2011 – Its a Sunday with a lot of news going on.  The Palestinians of the West Bank are pressing the issue of statehood in the U.N. despite pathetic, disgraceful efforts by some European countries to stave off a major debacle for Oreo Obama and his bevy of fat female frogs at Foggy…

September 17th, 2011 02:04 pm    Comments Off on SPIES IN OUR SYRIAN ATTIC; COLONEL HANTOUSH NO MORE; BORING MINI-DEMONSTRATONS; LET’S PULL OUT OF THE ARAB LEAGUE; IN LIKE RIFAAT, IN LIKE KHADDAM, OUT TO THE DUMPSTER

SPIES IN OUR SYRIAN ATTIC; COLONEL HANTOUSH NO MORE; BORING MINI-DEMONSTRATONS; LET’S PULL OUT OF THE ARAB LEAGUE; IN LIKE RIFAAT, IN LIKE KHADDAM, OUT TO THE DUMPSTER

September 17, 2011 – There is a big story developing as I write this post on Saturday.  I heard about it while reading the nauseatingly repetitive news wires on Al-Suriyya.  An Israeli spy has been caught – and not some ordinary spook trying to steal our recipe for “dandurma” – no, this bloke is one prize hog.  He…

September 16th, 2011 06:56 pm    Comments Off on SARKOZY AND CAMERON, CONQUERORS OF LIBYA; U.S. TO VETO PALESTINIAN STATE;

SARKOZY AND CAMERON, CONQUERORS OF LIBYA; U.S. TO VETO PALESTINIAN STATE;

September 16, 2011 – Second post today.  I just saw a picture of that Magyar Cuckold, Nikolas Sarkozy, shaking hands with a Libyan WOG queue of human rubbish arranged for his delectation – a photo-op to send his polls upward in a country whose citizenry now views him as so much bad goulash.  Oh, his smile reminded me of a…