August 29th, 2011 02:24 pm    Comments Off on ARAB LEAGUE SECRETARY HINTS AT AGREEMENT WITH SYRIA; SHEIKH AL-RIFAI OF DAMASCUS COMPARED TO ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS; CATHERINE ASHTON NOW CALLED THE INVISIBLE DIRIGIBLE

ARAB LEAGUE SECRETARY HINTS AT AGREEMENT WITH SYRIA; SHEIKH AL-RIFAI OF DAMASCUS COMPARED TO ITALIAN SOCCER PLAYERS; CATHERINE ASHTON NOW CALLED THE INVISIBLE DIRIGIBLE

August 29, 2011-Second Posting today-  URGENT AND IMPORTANT:  Arab League Secretary General, Nabil Al-Arabi,  hinted today at what may be a new agreement with Syria’s president Dr. Bashar Al-Assad, a trained opthamologist.  According to reports leaked to the Mercury News Service,  Dr. Assad has agreed to provide all active employees of the Arab League with “eye…

August 29th, 2011 11:57 am    Comments Off on ABDALLAH GUL: LOOK MA, NO BRAINS;

ABDALLAH GUL: LOOK MA, NO BRAINS;

August 29, 2011 – There is a famous story about Mr  Abdallah Gul, the islamist president of Turkey.  When he was a little boy in his native Kayseri, Anatolia, he rode on his bicycle upside-down with his head on the seat and his arms and legs flailing in the air.  Seeing his mother on the balcony of…

August 28th, 2011 01:18 pm    Comments Off on URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

URGENT! PRINCE DRUM OF GUTTER HAS REINFLATED, FEAR OF IMPLOSION; AIR QUALITY IN DAMASCUS CONFIRMED; EU’S ASHTON SUCCUMBS TO VAPOURS AFTER SYRIAN REPORT

August 28, 2011 – Mercury News Service exclusive.  PRINCE DRUM SON OF DOUBLEDRUM HUSBAND OF MADAME BANANA of GUTTER (a/k/a Qatar) has relapsed into what one member of the “royal” family called: “Menacing fatness”.  You recall that the bloated prince was released from hospital last week after he was treated for a lethat form of…

August 27th, 2011 01:54 pm    Comments Off on THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

THE WICKED ARE ON THE RUN; THE RIGHTEOUS ARE VICTORIOUS; THE UN POOH POOHS AMERICA; HANDMAIDEN OF BEELZEBUB IS STUTTERING

August 27, 2011 – This straight from Syria.  All my sources tell me that this last weekend was the most uneventful of all.  That’s right, demonstrations were few in number and mostly in “INTELLECTUAL CAPITALS” of the country in the far eastern corner.  The notoriously dishonest dissident movement claims that two people died yesterday although my sources…

August 26th, 2011 06:49 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT IS LUCKY HE’S NOT DEAD; NO MORE VISA OR MASTERCARD IN SYRIA; IS THE SHADID DNA PROGRAMMED FOR LYING?

ALI FARZAT IS LUCKY HE’S NOT DEAD; NO MORE VISA OR MASTERCARD IN SYRIA; IS THE SHADID DNA PROGRAMMED FOR LYING?

August 26, 2011 – More news in on Mr.Ali Farzat, the cartoonist who had his hand broken by some angry toughs in Damascus.  We still don’t know who attacked Farzat – its probably government affiliated young men who grew tired of his obstinacy.  But don’t ostracise the government yet.  You have to also know that Farzat was constantly in…

August 26th, 2011 01:52 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT REFUSED TO HEED WARNINGS; FIZZLING DEMONSTRATIONS; MEDICAL SCHOOL THANK YOUS

ALI FARZAT REFUSED TO HEED WARNINGS; FIZZLING DEMONSTRATIONS; MEDICAL SCHOOL THANK YOUS

August 26, 2011 – Look, I don’t abide people having their hands busted up because they make fun of a prominent individual.  The real story is that Mr. Farzat, a renowned Syrian satirical caricaturist, would not listen to security people who warned him that the “time was not appropriate for humourous drawings about the president”.  He ignored the admonitions…

August 25th, 2011 07:22 pm    Comments Off on SITUATION IN SYRIA MUCH BETTER; UN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM GETS TO SEE MURDEROUS DEMONSTRATORS

SITUATION IN SYRIA MUCH BETTER; UN INVESTIGATIVE TEAM GETS TO SEE MURDEROUS DEMONSTRATORS

August 25, 2011 – This is my third post today.  Just off the phone with my brother-in-law in Latakia.  He’s been wanting to go to Slinfeh for a few weeks but can’t get up to the mountains because of his children.  Oh, well.  He says on the telephone that the demonstrations are fizzling out.  Even with…

August 25th, 2011 04:30 pm    Comments Off on ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

ALI FARZAT WAS NOT ASSAULTED BY SECURITY PERSONNEL; EU SANCTIONS AGAINST THE QUDS FORCE; PRINCE DRUM HAS BEEN DEFLATED

August 25, 2011 – This is my second post for today.  Ali Farzat, a well-known political cartoonist and satirist is in hospital because of a drubbing he received from what the BBC calls security agents.  Of course, the story is transmitted from so-called “activists” who are just criminals with a political agenda.  In any case, the…