September 17th, 2016 11:41 am    355 comments

HUNDREDS OF FORMER TERRORISTS SEEK AMNESTY ALL OVER SYRIA DURING CEASEFIRE; NEW YORK TIMES–SENTINEL OF STUPIDITY;

Former NYT Pentagon correspondent, Helene Cooper, smiles the smile of an imbecile for the cameras.  She has never known how dumb she really is.   Ah, the prophetic words of nincompoops!   Reel back to Tuesday, September 20, 2011, and read the article by Helene Cooper (the dork in the picture) titled: “U.S. IS QUIETLY GETTING…

September 16th, 2016 09:15 am    262 comments

RATS LEAVE 55 CARCASSES IN FAILED ATTACK ON SYRIAN ARMY IN HAMA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES RODENTS IN DAMASCUS

HAMA:  As I have been saying, the terrorist groups have lost too many of their battle-hardened field commanders, leaving such leadership in the hands of fanatical imbeciles commanded by the simian Saudis.  And so we have the deplorable events of yesterday when a band of rodents belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda attempted to overtake SAA positions at…

September 13th, 2016 09:03 am    446 comments

ZIONIST F-16 DOWNED BY SYRIAN AIR DEFENSES OVER GOLAN! ZIONIST PILOT FRIED IN HIS SEAT AS HE WAS HELPING ALQAEDA; SYRIAN S-300 OPERATOR IS ZIAD’S RELATIVE; HEROES OF SYRIA SLAUGHTERED LIKE SHEEP IN DAYR EL-ZOR BY OBAMA’S ALLIES IN ISIS!!

  QUNAYTRA:   Southwest of the provincial capital of Qunaytra, between the villages of Al-Burayq and Bi`r Al-‘Ajam, just west of Sa’sa’, the Syrian Air Defense network was finally permitted to open fire on attacking Zionist rodent bombers.  This time, the bomber was an American-manufactured-and-supplied F-16, the pride of the Zionist Settler State.  The man who…

September 11th, 2016 03:41 pm    312 comments

300 TERRORISTS SURRENDER TO SYRIAN ARMY IN MU’ADHDHAMIYYA; TERRORISTS ANNIHILATED IN HAMA

DAMASCUS:  These are not the 300 Spartans who fought off the Immortals commanded by Xerxes at the Battle of Thermopylae. (Pugnate magnis cum animis, Lacedaemonii hodie apud inferos fortasse cenabimus!)  They’ll be lucky just to dine.  No, they were disgruntled terrorist rodents in Mu’adhdhamiyya City who decided that their country had been destroyed enough and…

September 9th, 2016 09:39 am    491 comments

ROAD TO ALEPPO WIDE OPEN FOR RESIDENTS; CHIEF COMMANDER OF JAYSH AL-FATH KILLED BY SYRIAN AIR FORCE; TERRORISTS UNABLE TO RECRUIT TRAINED MURDERERS IN IDLIB

  ALEPPO:  The Al-Raamoosa suburb has now been totally cleared of the British-supported trash.  I have seen videos showing desperate rodents high-tailing it out of the area under the watchful eyes of our SAA snipers.  The number of Jaysh Al-Fath terrorists killed in the campaign to reopen the supply line into eastern Aleppo is in…

September 8th, 2016 12:43 pm    153 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER ENGLISH-SUPPORTED 150 TERRORIST RODENTS IN HAMA THOUSANDS FLEE THE FINAL BATTLE; SYRIAN ARMY OVERWHELMS RATS IN AL-RAAMOOSA

HAMA:  We have confirmed the death of notorious thief, child molester and Anglophile degenerate, Naayif Abu-Ahmad, in a battle in Kawkab Village during an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to control the lives of these innocent rural folk which took place on September 4, 2016.  The attack was foiled by a combination of SAA infantrymen and PDC…

September 5th, 2016 02:02 pm    506 comments

ALEPPO: PATHWAY INTO EAST ALEPPO SEALED AS SAA CONQUERS ALL MILITARY ACADEMIES; OBAMA AND ERDOGHAN BITING BOTH THEIR NOSES; ASSAD TRIUMPHANT EVERYWHERE

ALEPPO:  This is the bad Saudi dream.  Always hoping for a glimpse of sunshine in an otherwise darkened and hostile world, the apes of Saudi Arabia have to feast their eyes today on a shattered army of repugnant foreign mercenaries as they shuffle their feet to the tune of “It’s a long way to Tipperary.” …

September 4th, 2016 10:42 am    287 comments

COMPLETE COLLAPSE OF AL QAEDA COALITION IN SOUTHWESTERN ALEPPO, COUNTER OFFENSIVE IN NORTHERN HAMA IN FULL SWING

“Exclusive to SyrPer” by Canthama Aleppo: The death of thousands of terrorists in southwestern Aleppo may have reached another milestone this Sunday, September the 4th, after an intense attack late Saturday from two axes, north and south. At the artillery colleges, the terrorists’ defensive lines collapsed. There is still sporadic fighting inside the artillery college…