April 20th, 2014 11:04 am    6 comments

QALAMOON RETURNING TO NORMAL AS INHABITANTS RETURN BY THE THOUSANDS

  Citizens of ‘Assaal Al-Ward, Al-Jubba and Ra`s Al-Ma’aarra return by the hundreds to their towns thanks to the efforts of the SAA and NDF.  Electricity has been restored to most areas now because the threat of disconnection by rats has been significantly diminished over the last few weeks.  Daarayyaa:  At the Associations Building, Al-‘Alaayili…

April 10th, 2014 10:22 am    58 comments

MAJOR SAA THRUST AT KASAB RATS SURRENDERING ALL OVER SYRIA

 DAMASCUS:     Al-Subayna: (Var. Al-Sabeena):  On Tuesday, 26 rodents joined the human race by surrendering all their weapons and resolving their dispute with with the Syrian people by signing covenants not to engage any longer in terrorist activities. Also at Al-Subayna, but on Wednesday, another 17 former rats renounced living in alleyways and eating…

January 13th, 2014 12:41 am    57 comments

SAUDIS PURCHASING THE BLOOD OF SYRIAN CHRISTIANS!!!

ENGLISH TRANSLATION Islamists have sold the blood of Syrian Christians that they killed for $100,000 per bottle to Saudi Arabians; this is according to the Syrian Orthodox nun, Sister Hatun Dogan, a woman of Turkish descent, as she was presenting her results from independent research. Sister Dogan, whose family had moved to Germany when she…