April 27th, 2014 12:33 pm    119 comments

ZABADAANI FALLS TO SAA ALL RATS GO TO HELL

    DAMASCUS: Al-Zabadaani:  The town of Al-Zabadaani has seen its last days as a nest for filthy, ignorant rodent terrorists.  Despite an agreement over a month ago to share security with NDF, the town finally fell to the SAA after town elders encouraged the remaining local vermin to surrender – which they did after…

April 26th, 2014 09:55 am    21 comments

HUNDREDS OF RATS SURRENDER IN QUNAYTRA AND ZABADAANI

  Syrian Perspective can confirm the surrender and settlement of 115 terrorist files yesterday in the area of Qunaytra.  These individuals who once took on the shape of rodents are now members of a civilized society.  They were residents and terrorists in the following areas: Nab’ Al-Sakhr Al-Ba’ath City Jibaata Al-Khashab Taranjaa Khaan Arnaba Mash’ara…

April 20th, 2014 11:04 am    6 comments

QALAMOON RETURNING TO NORMAL AS INHABITANTS RETURN BY THE THOUSANDS

  Citizens of ‘Assaal Al-Ward, Al-Jubba and Ra`s Al-Ma’aarra return by the hundreds to their towns thanks to the efforts of the SAA and NDF.  Electricity has been restored to most areas now because the threat of disconnection by rats has been significantly diminished over the last few weeks.  Daarayyaa:  At the Associations Building, Al-‘Alaayili…

April 10th, 2014 10:22 am    58 comments

MAJOR SAA THRUST AT KASAB RATS SURRENDERING ALL OVER SYRIA

 DAMASCUS:     Al-Subayna: (Var. Al-Sabeena):  On Tuesday, 26 rodents joined the human race by surrendering all their weapons and resolving their dispute with with the Syrian people by signing covenants not to engage any longer in terrorist activities. Also at Al-Subayna, but on Wednesday, another 17 former rats renounced living in alleyways and eating…