March 8th, 2014 10:20 pm    28 comments

AL-ZARA HAS BEEN LIBERATED BY THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY!

“Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.” -Tennyson (1854) For weeks, the Syrian Opposition has blatantly hidden any news from the Homs front in order to convey a sense optimism amongst their conglomeration of heterogenous terrorists. Ostensibly, they are using their limited…

August 26th, 2013 07:41 pm    47 comments

SYRIAN ARMY ROUTS RATS IN DAMASCUS COUNTRYSIDE; ALEPPO IS EXPLODING IN FIREPOWER OF SAA; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

DAMASCUS:  Barza:  Being cleaned up and deloused as we write.  The rats are going down like their lemming cousins: At the Tishreen Hospital, SAA caught up with a car loaded with weapons and killed every rodent inside: Riyaadh Abu-Dirham Sajee’ Mutafaa‘Ali Buraydi (Dressed as a woman in a chador)Jawbar:  Horrendous losses to Obama rat army.…

August 18th, 2013 05:23 pm    24 comments

DER’AH IS LOSING RATS BY THE THOUSANDS; SYRIAN ARMY SLASHES OBAMA’S BELEAUGUERED RODENTS IN LATAKIA;

  I just came back from up north and the reports on my desk are optimistic – nay – jubilant as the Syrian army makes cornmeal mush out of the noisome sewer rats awaiting the West as soon as they are pushed completely out of Syria. DER’AH:  HUGE CONFRONTATION AT SAYDA AL-JAWLAAN NETS THE BIG…