January 20th, 2014 09:56 am    13 comments

BANDAR TO GITMO BAY; BANDAR BIN SHAYTAAN CITES PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS; SAUDI ROYALS SOIL THEIR DISHDAASHAS

“E’er I saw Cuba”.  Bandar likes good cigars and Cuban rum.  Bandar also likes terrorists.  It’s going to be perfect for him.   Bandar bin Orangutan, seen here in a CNN studio answering questions about where the next bullet is going to strike.   I had to confirm the news coming out of Iran that Bandar is going to…

January 13th, 2014 12:41 am    57 comments

SAUDIS PURCHASING THE BLOOD OF SYRIAN CHRISTIANS!!!

ENGLISH TRANSLATION Islamists have sold the blood of Syrian Christians that they killed for $100,000 per bottle to Saudi Arabians; this is according to the Syrian Orthodox nun, Sister Hatun Dogan, a woman of Turkish descent, as she was presenting her results from independent research. Sister Dogan, whose family had moved to Germany when she…