73 RAT TERRORISTS DIE IN AL-QARAABEES, HOMS, 10 CAPTURED; SAUDI-BACKED TERRORISTS MURDER 108 PRISONERS IN AL-RAQQA INCLUDING 4 REPORTERS; TERRORIST INFIGHTING REACHING NEW LEVELS OF SAVAGERY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 19 RATS IN HAMA; ISIS TROUNCED IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND HILARITY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS 1
January 9th, 2014 08:39 pm    29 comments

73 RAT TERRORISTS DIE IN AL-QARAABEES, HOMS, 10 CAPTURED; SAUDI-BACKED TERRORISTS MURDER 108 PRISONERS IN AL-RAQQA INCLUDING 4 REPORTERS; TERRORIST INFIGHTING REACHING NEW LEVELS OF SAVAGERY; SYRIAN ARMY KILLS 19 RATS IN HAMA; ISIS TROUNCED IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND HILARITY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENTS

HOMS: AL-QARAABEES:  The Syrian Army is set to eradicate all rodents in this quarter of Homs as demonstrated last night when the last of an entire horde of vermin was killed or taken prisoner.  Wael reports that 73 terrorist cannibals were killed and 10 taken prisoner.  Devastating loss to Jabhat Al-Nusra.  Names to come.  The…

TWO AL-QAEDA INFIDEL LEADERS KILLED IN IDLIB; ISIS ANNOUNCES NAMES OF FOREIGN RODENTS KILLED BY SAA; HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA 6
January 7th, 2014 07:21 pm    49 comments

TWO AL-QAEDA INFIDEL LEADERS KILLED IN IDLIB; ISIS ANNOUNCES NAMES OF FOREIGN RODENTS KILLED BY SAA; HEAVY FIGHTING IN ALEPPO; NEWS AND PROPAGANDA

IDLIB: ABU BAKR AL-‘IRAAQI, THE SECOND IN COMMAND OF ISIS UNDER THE NAME OF JUND AL-SHAAM TOOK IT ON THE NOGGIN YESTERDAY WHEN A RAT KILLER OF THE SYRIA MARTYRS’ BRIGADE (LIWAA` SHUHADAA` SOORIYA) PUSHED A CHEAP BULLET THROUGH HIS SKULL.  He was known as the “spiritual father” of the Jund Al-Shaam (Soldiers of Syria)…

TERRORIST SURRENDER IN BARZA LEAVES 50 JIHADISTS READY TO TAKE THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY TO FIRE ISLAND IN THE RIVER STYX; HUGE DEFEAT FOR RODENTS IN LATAKIA; TURKS GO UP IN FLAMES; NEWS AND MORE NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT 7
January 6th, 2014 06:17 pm    35 comments

TERRORIST SURRENDER IN BARZA LEAVES 50 JIHADISTS READY TO TAKE THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY TO FIRE ISLAND IN THE RIVER STYX; HUGE DEFEAT FOR RODENTS IN LATAKIA; TURKS GO UP IN FLAMES; NEWS AND MORE NEWS; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT

BARZA SURRENDER LEAVES 50 JABHAT AL-NUSRA RODENTS TRAPPED AND READY TO TAKE THE STATEN ISLAND FERRY TO FIRE ISLAND IN HELL. OPPOSITION PROPAGANDA MILLS TRY TO COVER UP HUMILIATING DEFEAT DAMASCUS: Syrian soldiers hang the flag of the SAR atop a truck in Barza declaring it almost rat-free.  They distributed food and sustenance to the…

BARZA LIBERATED AT LAST!!; ASTOUNDING NEWS IMPLICATES SAUDI ARABIA IN IRANIAN EMBASSY BOMBING; BANDAR'S SON AMONG CRIMINALS ARRESTED; SAUDI ARABIA'S DEAL FOR 3BLN IN ARMS LINKED TO RETURN OF BANDAR'S SON; NEWS FROM THE BATTLEFRONT; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; BUSBY BERKLEY MOMENT 9
January 5th, 2014 07:46 pm    84 comments

BARZA LIBERATED AT LAST!!; ASTOUNDING NEWS IMPLICATES SAUDI ARABIA IN IRANIAN EMBASSY BOMBING; BANDAR’S SON AMONG CRIMINALS ARRESTED; SAUDI ARABIA’S DEAL FOR 3BLN IN ARMS LINKED TO RETURN OF BANDAR’S SON; NEWS FROM THE BATTLEFRONT; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; BUSBY BERKLEY MOMENT

BEIRUT:  DEVASTATING INDICTMENT OF SAUDI ARABIAN TERRORISM; BANDAR’S SON IN CUSTODY IN LEBANON; SAUDI PAYMENT OF 3BLN FOR ARMS LINKED TO RETURN OF BANDAR’S TERRORIST OFFSPRING AND WAS LEBANESE BLACKMAIL BY PRES. SULAYMAN In late December of 2013, Lebanese General Security arrested a man named Maajed Ibn Muhammad Al-Maajed on a tip from Hizbollah which…

JABHAT AL-NUSRA FLOPS IN ATTEMPT TO RE-OCCUPY AL-QUSAYR/TAL KALAKH; ROUT OF FOREIGN RATS IN LATAKIA; HUGE NUMBERS SURRENDER IN DAMASCUS; ALEPPO STRATEGY ON TARGET; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; 18
January 3rd, 2014 08:30 pm    75 comments

JABHAT AL-NUSRA FLOPS IN ATTEMPT TO RE-OCCUPY AL-QUSAYR/TAL KALAKH; ROUT OF FOREIGN RATS IN LATAKIA; HUGE NUMBERS SURRENDER IN DAMASCUS; ALEPPO STRATEGY ON TARGET; NEWS AND COMMENTARY;

LATAKIA: Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia: Al-Rubay’ah:  SAA and NDF used human intelligence sources and drones to track these rodents trying to establish a salient south of the town in a warehouse.  The ISIS rats were annihilated to a rodent: Wissaam Al-Imbeeni (Identified by letter in his cargo pocket.  Believed to be Tunisian) Luke…

January 2nd, 2014 08:34 pm    35 comments

THE MARONITE RIGHT IN LEBANON AND ITS ALLIANCE WITH WAHHABISM

MARONITE RIGHT IN LEBANON; BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE; BETWEEN THEOCRACY AND THEOCRACY; WHY THE PREFERENCE FOR WAHHABISM Think of the Maronite Right as a U.S. Republican Party clone or franchise.  Just like our Republicans here, Geagea and Gemayel, inter alia,  inevitably vote for the rich because they believe, rightly or wrongly, that…

January 1st, 2014 07:31 pm    55 comments

LATAKIA SCENE OF MASSIVE LOSSES TO BANDAR’S APES; NEW YEAR’S EVE BRINGS DESTRUCTION TO RAT TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS, ALEPPO, HAMA AND IDLIB; NEWS AND COMMENTARY; WILE E. COYOTE MOMENT; PHOTOS OF THE WEEK

LATAKIA: SALMAA AREA SEES BANDAR’S GRUBS GO DOWN LIKE FLIES IN SELF-INFLICTED MASSACRE Bandar’s options are diminishing.  He still thinks that the best hit is on the capital and the president’s own home province. But it’s getting worse for him as the tactics used by his flies are becoming increasingly easy to predict while the…

December 31st, 2013 03:50 pm    40 comments

TERRORISTS TAKE A DRUBBING IN IDLIB; MAJOR ADVANCES IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY DEVASTATES RODENTS IN LATAKIA; NEWS AND COMMENTARY

These Tunisian rodents appear surprised by the trip they are taking.  Maybe it’s just my imagination. IDLIB: Al-Habeet: The terrorist rodents paid for by Saudi Scarabia and Prince Bandar Ibn Gibbon celebrated the New Year by dying in large numbers.  The Jabhat Al-Nusra, proven so incompetent in past engagements, outdid itself by getting encircled and…