SYRIAN ARMY BOGWASHES JAYSH AL-ISLAM IN DAMASCUS 1
August 12th, 2014 10:12 am    20 comments

SYRIAN ARMY BOGWASHES JAYSH AL-ISLAM IN DAMASCUS

  DAMASCUS:   Al-Maleeha Farms:  The noose is tightening rapidly.  Zahraan ‘Alloosh’s numerous efforts to break into Al-Maleeha have failed.  Just yesterday, his last effort to break the siege at the northern entryway near the Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex collapsed.  He simply does not have the rat-power to break the SAA’s iron grip on the area. …

NATO TERRORISTS SQUASHED IN IDLIB 3
August 11th, 2014 03:18 pm    32 comments

NATO TERRORISTS SQUASHED IN IDLIB

  IDLIB: Al-Ya’qoobiyya:  Near the intractably sectarian city of Jisr Al-Shughoor, the SAA killed 9 Nusra rodents with only one having Syrian citizenship. I have no names.   Ma’ar-Shooreen:  SAA killed 3 Nusra creeps and arrested 8 others: Hussayn Badraan Ibraaheem Al-Qalyoobi (EGYPTIAN INTESTINAL PARASITE) I have no other names.   Ma’rrat Al-Nu’maan:  The razor’s…

JAYSH AL-ISLAM CLOBBERED IN GHOUTA; THE SOUTHERN FRONT THAT’S GOING NOWHERE 4
August 10th, 2014 10:29 am    140 comments

JAYSH AL-ISLAM CLOBBERED IN GHOUTA; THE SOUTHERN FRONT THAT’S GOING NOWHERE

East Misraabaa in the Doumaa area:  It’s getting close to the whiskers now.  The SAA is advancing substantially all over this farm area at Al-‘Aaliya Farms, Shifooniyya and Al’Ibb.  Yesterday, Zahraan ‘Alloosh’s rats took a horrible drubbing from the SAA and NDF losing 34 of their litter-mates.  They died for nothing but nihilism: Saadeq Al-Hawraani…

ALEPPO: MEDICAL SUPPLIES ARRIVE AT AL-MANBIJ; KUWARIS AB SAFE, REPELS ISIS TRASH 6
August 10th, 2014 08:18 am    14 comments

ALEPPO: MEDICAL SUPPLIES ARRIVE AT AL-MANBIJ; KUWARIS AB SAFE, REPELS ISIS TRASH

  To demonstrate the progress made on many fronts by the Syrian government, this scene depicts medical supplies arriving at the once-terrorist-occupied town of Al-Manbij in Aleppo Province.  (August 8, 2014)  The amount of supplies are sufficient to keep hospitals operating for 3 months, according to the city’s health director.   Kuwayris Airbase:  ISIS tried…

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS 7
August 9th, 2014 07:04 pm    40 comments

SYRIAN ARMY KILLS SCORES OF TERRORISTS IN DAMASCUS

  Al-Maleeha:  East of the Rubber Factory and in the area of Tamico Pharmaceutical Complex, the SAA reduced the number of rodents scurrying around be this: Zaki Wardaan Muhammad Tayjoon `Aassef Khawaaja ‘Abdul-Rahmaan Al-Deeraani Another 3 could not be identified.   Al-Shifooniyya:  (Le Chiffoniere), several nests with rats inside were cleared out to the delight…

CITIZENS OF DAYR EL-ZOR TAKE THE SLAUGHTER TO ISIS/SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES RATS AT TABQA AIR BASE 9
August 9th, 2014 10:30 am    28 comments

CITIZENS OF DAYR EL-ZOR TAKE THE SLAUGHTER TO ISIS/SYRIAN ARMY CRUSHES RATS AT TABQA AIR BASE

    Abu Hamaam, Al-Jarzi, Abu Hardoob:  These largely sedenterized bedouin clans do not take kindly to spaced-out Islamist freaks like those of ISIS.  Yesterday, in a brazen assault, citizens of these villages attacked a group of Saudi-controlled ISIS rodents and killed every one of them.  The patriotic citizens then reached all the way to…

200 OBAMA TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS 10
August 8th, 2014 02:30 pm    47 comments

200 OBAMA TERRORISTS KILLED BY SYRIAN ARMY IN DAMASCUS

DAMASCUS:   The Syrian Army has once again proven that Obama’s plans to continue the terrorism against the Syrian people is without any functioning compass or evident purpose. Waadi Buhayraan:  The SAA killed 23 of ‘Abdul-Ilaah Al-Basheer’s vermin in a perfectly laid trap using remote detonation devices with marksmen to pick up the rest.  …

609 SURRENDER IN DER’AH; SOUTHERN FRONT FAILS FOR NATO’S FOOLS 11
August 7th, 2014 11:03 am    10 comments

609 SURRENDER IN DER’AH; SOUTHERN FRONT FAILS FOR NATO’S FOOLS

  DER’AH:   Izra’:  This very sleepy agricultural town has a theater where they still exhibit Egyptian movies from the 50s.  Yesterday, over 600 former rat informers, mules, sympathizers, arms smugglers, safe-house operators and, even, killers, surrendered and managed to finagle an Amnesty deal that will allow them to go back to a normal life. …