ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 10 TOWNS AND DELIVERS DEATH TO 196 RATS 1
October 12th, 2014 11:48 am    84 comments

ALEPPO: SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES 10 TOWNS AND DELIVERS DEATH TO 196 RATS

ALEPPO:  SyrPer has learned that the Syrian army has just freed 10 towns from the grip of the repugnant heretics of the Nusra murderers.  The towns are: Bashkooy, Al-Muzara’ah, Umm Al-Jurn, Qaashoota, Al-Waawiyya, Al-Barzaaniyya, Rasm Al-Hilu, Deemaan, Rasm Al-Shaykh, Al-Husayniyya.  The Army also took back the water station and all defense-related areas.  196 dead rats…

JOBAR TO BE LIBERATED IN ONLY HOURS; REPUBLICAN GUARDS ROLL OVER THE RATS 2
October 12th, 2014 10:28 am    38 comments

JOBAR TO BE LIBERATED IN ONLY HOURS; REPUBLICAN GUARDS ROLL OVER THE RATS

  DAMASCUS:  SYRPER HAS CONFIRMED THAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE ANY MOMENT NOW ABOUT THE DELOUSING OF JAWBAR AS THE SYRIAN ARMY IS LITERALLY CRUSHING THE REMNANT RODENT TERRORISTS WITH A FEROCITY UNPARALLELED DURING THE ENTIRE CONFLICT.  NEW TANKS AND NEW ORDNANCE TIED TO SUPERB INTELLIGENCE IS MAKING THE DIFFERENCE AS STARVING VERMIN COMMUNICATE…

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA- 400 RATS KILLED; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS TERRORIST IN DER’AH 3
October 11th, 2014 10:50 am    142 comments

SYRIAN ARMY LIBERATES WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA- 400 RATS KILLED; SAA KILLS NOTORIOUS TERRORIST IN DER’AH

DAMASCUS: WAADI ‘AYN TURMAA:  This is great news.  The Syrian Army has established complete control over Waadi ‘Ayn Turmaa and all surrounding farm areas after launching battering waves of artillery fire, tank assaults, infantry operations that obviously caught the huddling rats by complete surprise.  Intercepted communications prove they were not ready for this massive onslaught…

JAWBAR SET TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY; NUSRA DIES IN QALAMOON 5
October 10th, 2014 10:51 am    67 comments

JAWBAR SET TO FALL TO THE SYRIAN ARMY; NUSRA DIES IN QALAMOON

DAMASCUS:   Jawbar: The Nusra freaks-of-nature, along with their Jaysh Al-Islam allies, are breaking in Jawbar.  Panicked communications indicate clearly that they are preparing for the worst.  No reinforcements are coming and no resupplies are possible after the SAA recently uncovered several tunnels used for that purpose.  Their hopes are for some help from a…

TURK RAT TERRORISTS COWER UNDER THE HEELS OF THE SYRIAN ARMY; 59 TERRORISTS DIE AT ABU HADEED 6
October 9th, 2014 03:41 pm    85 comments

TURK RAT TERRORISTS COWER UNDER THE HEELS OF THE SYRIAN ARMY; 59 TERRORISTS DIE AT ABU HADEED

  HOMS:   Al-Wa’er:  The SAA no longer negotiates with these mostly foreign terrorists.  Yesterday, the SAA assaulted fortifications and demolished them in preparation for the major assault we expect to start in the next 14 days.   Courtesy of Wikimapia: Courtesy of Wikimapia:   Al-Mushrifa:  An attempted infiltration by Nusra rats from Al-Sa’en in…

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY DEMOLISHES ERDOGHAN’S PLANS AT SALMAA; ARMY FREES ANOTHER TOWN IN HAMA! 10
October 8th, 2014 11:05 am    49 comments

LATAKIA: SYRIAN ARMY DEMOLISHES ERDOGHAN’S PLANS AT SALMAA; ARMY FREES ANOTHER TOWN IN HAMA!

LATAKIA:   Salmaa:  More SAA operations dominate in the far northeastern corner of Latakia Province.  The SAA has redoubled its efforts to exterminate Erdoghan’s rats here, most of whom belong to the Nusra terrorist gangs.  The rats are so befuddled by the tenacity and ferocity of the Syrian Army’s attacks that they have started splitting…