July 18th, 2016 09:23 am    219 comments

SYRIAN ARMY THRASHES TERRORIST RODENTS IN ALEPPO AS ARMY EXPANDS CONTROL; AL-MUHAYSINI UNSTABLE IN IDLIB

(Photo courtesy of Sputnik News) ALEPPO:  All eyes are on Al-Layramoon.  The Syrian Army was able, yesterday, to complete control over the very center of this industrial suburb of Syria’s largest and most opulent city.  As I write, Syrian Army engineers are dismantling large numbers of IEDs and mines planted by the escaping rodents of…

July 13th, 2016 02:52 pm    617 comments

HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN; TURKEY PREPARES FOR NEW TIES WITH SYRIA; ISIS PREPARES FOR ITS OWN DISSOLUTION; SAUDI ARABIA ON THE VERGE OF COLLAPSE – YAWN

(Courtesy of Jarofquotes) Well, Aleppo is now under the complete control of the Syrian Army.  The city, which was spared so much suffering in the beginning, remains a bastion of pro-government sympathies.  It was targeted by the terrorist groups because the Aleppans refused to demonstrate any support for the cause of decimating the nation or…

July 12th, 2016 02:11 pm    219 comments

REVENGE! RUSSIA DROPS TACTICAL NUCLEAR BOMBS ON ISIS WITH TU-22 M-3 LONG RANGE BOMBERS; MAYDA’A LIBERATED COMPLETELY BY SYRIAN ARMY; RATS DIE IN LARGE NUMBERS IN NORTH ALEPPO PAVING ROADS

HOMS:  6 Tupolev 22-M3 long-range bombers took off from Russian soil today and delivered the crushing message of revenge we have all been anticipating.  The wing of TU’s dropped tactical nuclear weapons on an area east of Palmyra, Al-Sukhna and Araak.  It all occurred at dawn, Damascus time.  A major ISIS c&c center was pulverized, …

July 10th, 2016 03:11 pm    291 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD AND FIRST LADY VISIT THE HEROIC WOUNDED WARRIORS OF SYRIA; SYRIAN ARMY SMASHES TERRORIST ATTACK IN ALEPPO; SYRIAN ARMY ABOUT TO POUNCE ON RODENTS IN KINSIBBA

(Thanks, Joene) The president and the First Lady visit the homes of wounded warriors in Homs in a much-reported event designed to send a message to the rodent in the White House:  “We are still here and will be here after you’ve returned to your cesspool in Chicago.”    N.B:  The SAA has confirmed killing…

July 4th, 2016 10:42 am    309 comments

ALEPPO: TERRORISTS FINISHED AS ARMY LIBERATES ALL AL-MALLAAH FARMS AND HITS AL-LAYRAMOON; RODENT LEADERS KILLED INCLUDING SAUDI COCKROACH; LEADER OF AJNAAD AL-SHAAM SNUFFED! SYRIAN SPY CHIEF IN ROME

ALEPPO:  Nusra/Alqaeda and its affiliate in mayhem, Harakat Nooreddeen Zl-Zangi, have given up in the Al-Mallaah Farms.  As of yesterday, the SAA and the PDC had liberated 90% of the farms north of the city of Aleppo.  Reports coming in now confirm that the SAA is in control of all the Al-Mallaah Farms and that…

July 3rd, 2016 03:23 pm    157 comments

U.S. ALQAEDA TERRORISTS CAPTURE AMERICAN LOUSE LEADER OF JAYSH AL-TAHREER IN IDLIB; NUSRA FORTIFICATIONS PULVERIZED IN N. ALEPPO; TIGER FORCES KILL 51 RODENTS; VILLAGES LIBERATED IN HOMS; NEW GOVERNMENT INSTALLED IN DAMASCUS

IDLIB:  Just when you thought it was safe to frolic in the neighborhood, you get bit hard in the buttocks.  And so the life and times of one, Muhammad Al–Ghaabi, the leader of the American-created neo-nonsensical troupe of imbeciles, the Jaysh Al-Tahreer (Liberation Army),  was captured yesterday by Alqaeda at Kafr Nubbul in Idlib Province…