April 11th, 2014 05:03 pm    31 comments

THE HASHEMITE PRIMER FOR SURVIVAL IN THE SYRIAN DESERT

“What do you mean I’m a desert loving Englishman?” asks the clearly perturbed monarch of the Grand Duchy of Jordan    AXIOM ONE:  No matter who your bloody mother really is, your real mother is England. AXIOM TWO:  If your real biological mother is English, then you’re all set. AXIOM THREE: Never trust a Palestinian. …