October 2nd, 2011 01:48 pm    Comments Off on AL-RASTAN HAS BEEN WRESTED AWAY FROM DESERTERS AND TERRORISTS; PATRICK SEALE DESCRIBED OBAMA; THE FRANCOIS RABELAIS PRIZE FOR EXAGERRATION IS COMING;

AL-RASTAN HAS BEEN WRESTED AWAY FROM DESERTERS AND TERRORISTS; PATRICK SEALE DESCRIBED OBAMA; THE FRANCOIS RABELAIS PRIZE FOR EXAGERRATION IS COMING;

October 2, 2011 – FIRST POST – The city of Al-Rastan in central-eastern Syria has been cleared of the salafist infestation made up of army deserters and some imported microbes from neighboring countries.  Most have been killed, according to my brother-in-law, with a small number, maybe 5, being taken prisoner and for questioning before their…

September 30th, 2011 06:41 pm    Comments Off on STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

STATE DEPARTMENT’S DEFENSE OF ROBERT FORD EMBARRASSING; MERCURY NEWS SERVICE EXCLUSIVE REPORT, QADDAFI’S WHEREABOUTS EXPOSED;

September 30, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – According to professional virago and fabricator, HILLARY CLINTON, wife of former president and incorrigible satyr, William Clinton, Syria’s government is to be condemned for the “unwarranted attack” on Ambassador Ford while he and his staff were conducting normal embassy business….”.  Hmm.  Normal embassy business?  Do ambassadors run around…

September 30th, 2011 12:11 pm    Comments Off on AMBASSADOR ROBERT FORD, IDIOT DIPLOMAT; ALRASTAN SURROUNDED AND READY TO FALL;

AMBASSADOR ROBERT FORD, IDIOT DIPLOMAT; ALRASTAN SURROUNDED AND READY TO FALL;

September 30, 2011 – He was pelted with tomatoes and eggs.  That’s all?  I am amazed at how the Syrian government is putting up with his sedition.  I know he’s helped Syria to find terrorists by simply going to places where the rats come out to greet him, and in so doing, expose themselves to…

September 28th, 2011 03:23 pm    Comments Off on SYRIA BREAKS THE BACK OF THE WESTERN ASSAULT; REVIEW OF CAPERS CONTINUED

SYRIA BREAKS THE BACK OF THE WESTERN ASSAULT; REVIEW OF CAPERS CONTINUED

September 28, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – You might have all heard that Syria has now taken the front row seat at the arena where its champion bull was to be gored by the western alliance of zionist slaves and raving hypocrites.  Now, the western matador has conceded defeat amidst the cacophanous jeers of the masses who…

September 28th, 2011 12:10 pm    Comments Off on "CAPERS", AN "AT FIRST BLUSH" REVIEW;

"CAPERS", AN "AT FIRST BLUSH" REVIEW;

September 28, 2011 – CLAUDEL VAN DEBUNNZ REVIEWS “CAPERS”.  When I was asked to perform the impossible, I found the challenge unbearably difficult to refuse.  All my life, as an afficionado of effete avocations and proponent of Italian “mini-Wastrelism”, I detested, nay, abhorred the very idea of visiting Detroit. Its appearance from the aircraft that delivered me…

September 27th, 2011 07:16 pm    Comments Off on THE ABDUL-HAKIM AMER BRIGADES OF SYRIA, CONQUERORS OF LILLIPUT; OUR NEW RESTAURANT AND BAR REVIEW SECTION;

THE ABDUL-HAKIM AMER BRIGADES OF SYRIA, CONQUERORS OF LILLIPUT; OUR NEW RESTAURANT AND BAR REVIEW SECTION;

September 27, 2011 SECOND POST TODAY – Aljazeera in English has posted an insightful article by Nir Rosen who travelled to Syria and met with some deserters who claim to have formed the Khalid Ibn Al-Waleed Army of Liberation, or some such Geschwatz.  He is misinformed but makes some astute observations.  I recommend the article. …

September 27th, 2011 11:15 am    Comments Off on ALRASTAN, CENTER OF SYRIAN INTELLECTUALISM; BARACK OBAMA AND THE DR. FAUSTUS LEGEND;

ALRASTAN, CENTER OF SYRIAN INTELLECTUALISM; BARACK OBAMA AND THE DR. FAUSTUS LEGEND;

September 27, 2011 – Well its garbage pick-up day here and so it is also in Al-Rastan where Syrian forces are also picking up the illiterate trash in the streets.  We know what’s going on in Al-Rastan and how jihadists are moving from that city to Homs in an effort to escape the inevitable net…

September 26th, 2011 06:20 pm    1 comment

OTTOMAN NAVY INTERCEPTS SYRIAN BOAT LOADED WITH ARMS; NO NEWS IN THE NYT TODAY; SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE TO ANNOUNCE FRANCOIS RABELAIS HERITAGE PRIZE FOR RABELAISIAN EXAGERRATION

Setpember 26, 2011 – SECOND POST TODAY – The Turkish Navy has intercepted a Syrian-flagged frigate carrying what the Turks called “weapons”.  Mr. Erdoghan, eager to please his western principals and future EU partners, has trumpeted Turkey’s stance against Syria’s “failure to enact reforms as promised”.  Who is the hell is Erdoghan to extract promises…