August 4th, 2014 05:08 pm    10 comments

SAA AMBUSH KILLS SCORES OF ISIS TERRORISTS!

  The Syrian Arab Army ambushed an ISIS convoy fleeing to the Lebanese border, after the SAA successfully liberated Tal Moussa in the Qalamoun Mountains. The convoy made the mistake of fleeing in broad daylight and as a result, they were deprived of necessary oxygen to their worthless brains before reaching the border. Here are…

August 4th, 2014 03:30 pm    5 comments

THE SYRIAN ARAB ARMY LIBERATES KHAN TOUMAN IN ALEPPO!

The Syrian Arab Army has just liberated the imperative villages of Khan Touman and Wadihi in the Aleppo Governate. This extremely important because the loss of these villages force the terrorists from the Islamic Front to flee north in order to attempt to forestall the Syrian Arab Army’s progress to ‘Anadan. Also, to break the…

August 2nd, 2014 06:00 pm    14 comments

ISIS TERRORISTS GIVING UP IN AL-HASAKAH!

  Ziad is out of town, so I will be posting updates frequently. The Syrian Arab Army, backed by the NDF and YPG, have forced the Islamic State to completely retreat east of Brigade 121 in Al-Hasakah. 33 confirmed terrorists were killed and many more wounded. The Syrian Arab Republic flag is flying high at…

August 2nd, 2014 04:24 pm    18 comments

Lebanese Army Enters Arsal

Welcome to the war, Lebanon. After months of deliberately ignoring the growing presence of Jabhat al-Nusra (and now the IS) at Ba’albak in east Lebanon, the Lebanese Armed Forces have now conducted large-scale operations to cleanse this area once and for all. Today, the Lebanese Army attacked a large convoy of a coalesced group of…

July 26th, 2014 06:27 pm    76 comments

Baath Headquarters Liberated in Al-Hasakah!

July 26, 2014   The Syrian Arab Army trounced dozens of Islamistake parasitic mutants at the Ba’ath Headquarters in Al-Hasakah, raising our pan-Arabist flag high above the building. Discovered amongst the bacteria-ridden weasels were Saudi documents and U.S. currency – one can only thank the illustrious, Al-Saud family, for their contributions to the world.  …

June 10th, 2014 12:51 am    71 comments

The M5 Highway: The Last Hope for the Syrian Opposition

The Damascus-Aleppo International Highway – better known as the M5 – is one of Syria’s largest highways that links two of the most densely populated provinces: Damascus and Aleppo. The highway plays an integral role in this war due its geographical location, as it is situated in the heart if Syria. Unfortunately for the terrorists,…

May 29th, 2014 02:10 am    30 comments

American Hypocrisy

The U.S. Armed Forces have fought in Afghanistan for almost 13 years against militants loyal to Al-Qaeda. In Syria, the Syrian Arab Army is fighting the same enemy, but these militants come in larger forces, possess better weapons, and they are financially supported by rich Gulf states. The U.S. government labels the militants in Afghanistan…

May 26th, 2014 05:00 pm    39 comments

Arab Tribalism Leaves No Room For Democracy

      My first experiences with Arab tribalism derived from my time in Syria. My maternal grandmother’s family inhabited a small village near the city of Jisr al-Shughour (Idlib Governate) called “Halooz”. Halooz was a gorgeous, but relatively unknown village; that’s what I loved about it. I was surrounded by family, as most of…