March 30th, 2018 12:11 pm    594 comments

IDLIB A-GO-GO! ‘ALLOOSH IS BREAKING; NO MONEY LEFT TO PAY TERRORIST SALARIES; TRUMP CLAIMS THE U.S. IS LEAVING SYRIA

‘Alloosh’s Wahhabist army, once the pride of the Saudi Kingdom, is now in tatters.  Both crucial allies, Ahraar Al-Shaam and Faylaq Al-Rahmaan, have gone off into exile in Idlib.  His citizens in Dumaa are imploring him to leave the area – get on those green buses or else.  Maj. Gen. Suhayl Al-Hassan is champing at…

March 21st, 2018 03:06 pm    799 comments

GHOUTA FALLING TO GOVERNMENT; RUMORS OF ‘ALLOOSH TRYING TO ESCAPE; HARASTAA BEING EVACUATED AFTER DEAL

Saudi Arabia is conducting a “charm offensive” in the United States through its princeps principii, Muhammad bin Salmaan, the Saudi king’s upstart son.  Like Kim Jong Un, he is spreading the smiles and firm handshakes in an effort to win over the people of the U.S. who are, frankly, despondent over their government’s continued alliance…