HAMA: It’s official and it’s the best news since the liberation of Aleppo. The Syrian Army, in its campaign to expel every terrorist cockroach from the holy soil of Syria, has added another grouping to the list: Abu ‘Ubayda, Shalyoot, Hijaama, Zoor Al-Masaaliq and Tasleebat Umm Hassaan. But, the really great news is that the SAA (supported by the SAAF and RuAF) has confirmed a total count of dead rats at 531. And it gets even better. The army destroyed, yesterday, 3 tanks provided by the rodent Erdoghani Turks, 42 pickups with 23mm cannons (an amazing number) and a warehouse filled with Saudi-supplied weapons and ammunition. And it even gets better. Of the 531 rodents dispatched to the nether regions, close to 500 were citizens of the Arabian Peninsula, that is: Saudis, Qataris, Kuwaitis, Bahreinis, UAE types and an assorted number of Egyptians.
ALERT: The Syrian Army has just launched a huge new offensive at the axis of Hilfaayaa and Teebat Al-Imaam. Hilfaayaa is the last stronghold of the terrorist rodents in Hama Province and will signal a crucial new setback for Muhaysini’s cockroaches and vultures. Like the entry into Al-Qaaboon, it is an omen of death for the stinking, British-Saudi-Zionist supported rodents.
Al-Qaaboon: Prepare yourselves. The SAAF and SAA artillery units brought the heavens down on Nusra and some members of Jaysh Al-Islam as the rats started to abandon forward positions behind long-kept fortifications. Using tunnels, the rodents began a swift withdrawal back to the center of the area to make their final stand. The army, from several angles, has moved into Al-Qaaboon to the south liberating whole blocks of buildings near the area of Al-Ruhba. They are now advancing straight into the Al-Hussayn Mosque area establishing complete artillery control over Al-Haafizh Avenue from the side of Barza. All Nusra communications connecting it to its British and Saudi supervisors in both Jordan and Occupied Palestine have been annihilated. The tunnel which used to connect Al-Qaaboon to ‘Irbeen has been destroyed after domestically-developed instruments identified the tunnel. Scores of rodents have reportedly been buried alive after SAA engineers rigged the tunnels to explode.
Yesterday, April 1, 2017, fresh terrorist recruits who left the Turkish-led “Euphrates Shield” fiasco have bolstered the front in northern Latakia Province bringing about the latest flop operation at the Al-Shahra and Al-Shammaas axis. The terrorists came out of Turkey and took the long and winding road straight to Hell as the Syrian Army, fully apprised by MI of the attack, prepared an appropriate menu of cannon fire and rockets to entertain the rodents. However, once the rats got wind of the SAA’s preparations, they quickly headed for the hills of Turkish Occupied Hatay Province leaving behind a large payload of ammunition which would have constrained their escape.
Kubaanaa Town and Al-Sirmaaniyya: Also, yesterday, the SAA Air Defenses brought down 2 weaponized drones flown out of Turkey while the SAA destroyed a 130mm cannon.
Ghajar Ameer and Kafrnaan: The SAA reportedly foiled an attempt by Nusra/Alqaeda to attack SAA outposts here and, also, in the area of the “Projects”. The attack originated in Qinya Village.
Al-Wa’er: The 3rd tranch of terrorist trash left Homs City for northern Aleppo. This group is reportedly aiming to find its way to Europe.
American Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, met with Turkish tyrant and blowhard, Recep Tayyip Erdoghan, in Ankara last week and told him to cease and desist from any provocations in northern Syria. That’s why the Turks have announced the end of “Operation Euphrates Shield”. It is evident from the talks that Secretary Tillerson talked, ahem, turkey with Erdoghan telling him that the U.S. was adamant about reaching Al-Raqqa with its new-found Kurdish allies in the Syrian Democratic Forces – a ridiculous, and typically American euphemism for a band of U.S.-trained savages who are only kept together by the weekly paycheck drawn on the American taxpayer. So, Erdoghan approves the dismantling of the operation and sends terrorists, formerly allied with Ankara to northern Latakia and western Aleppo. Don’t be fooled by the diplomatically correct photo-op with Tillerson smiling alongside a dour Erdoghan. The meeting was tense and Mr. Tillerson did not hold back on telling the Turkish despot that he was becoming increasingly irrelevant.
Jam’iyyaat Al-Zahraa`: The SAA, supported by the all-Palestinian Quds Brigade and the PDC entered this area under heavy artillery cover all the way west of the Al-Rasool Al-A’zham Mosque. The artillery support received pulverized all fortifications and brought the SAA even closer to a complete neutralization of the terrorist presence threatening the factories in Al-Layramoon.
Heavy SAA attacks at Al-Raashideen in both the 4th and 5th districts all the way to the Journalists Association, Research Centers and Al-Mansoora.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
A horrifying scenario is building toward a crescendo of American stupidity. The Tabqa Dam and the Armagedon follow. Thanks, Patrick:
Julian Assange explains why President Trump is locking horns with the CIA over Syria. (Thanks, Pat)
JOKE OF THE DAY FROM MURF THE SURF:
Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans aren’t
willing to do.
Sally applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove and seemed
to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts
degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as
a social worker and a school teacher.
You might ask, “Is she qualified as a picker?”
The foreman frowned and asked her, “Have you had ANY actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have,” she said: “I’ve been divorced three times, owned two Fords, I voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary.”
She starts work on Monday……