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ALEPPO:  All eyes are on Al-Layramoon.  The Syrian Army was able, yesterday, to complete control over the very center of this industrial suburb of Syria’s largest and most opulent city.  As I write, Syrian Army engineers are dismantling large numbers of IEDs and mines planted by the escaping rodents of Nusra/Alqaeda and the Nooreddeen Zangi gangsters at the Al-Layramoon Roundabout.  While the roundabout is not crucial to the encirclement operation, it is proof that the rodents have been shattered by the sheer power of this recent government assault.  The Syrian Army is only a few meters now from Dhahrat ‘Abid Rabbuh (Dhahra means “summit” of a hill).

Of importance, also, is the fact that the Syrian Army has shown remarkable perspicacity in taking back areas crucial to the economy of the city, like the SADCOP factory.  I have been informed that civil engineers and company administrators are on the scene evaluating how quickly they can have the factory operating again.

Intercepted communications of Nusra/Alqaeda with their English terrorist handlers are becoming infrequent now.  I have been told that the majority of contacts now are with Idlib.  With the Zangi group suffering unsustainable losses,  Nusra is desperate for reinforcements and the only group capable of providing such assistance is Jaysh Al-Fath.


IDLIB:  News monitored out of Idlib indicate that the Jaysh Al-Fath leader, a pretender to a judgeship, the ignorant buffoon and child molester, ‘Abdullah Al-Muhaysini, is going insane.  We know this because his doctor, a local physician, has been recorded on telephone contacting Reyhanli (Turk Occupied Syria) and asking for a prescription described as “Atropeen” and an anti-spasmodic (مضاد للتشنج), which he needs in order to combat a condition evidently afflicting the ersatz judge after he was accidentally exposed to some nerve agents with which his inept rodents were experimenting.  According to Wael, in Latakia, Al-Muhaysini is exhibiting signs of hysteria as he has started to mumble nonsense such as “the siege of Aleppo has not been successful” and “our mujaahideed own Kinsibba”, inter alia.  He has called up a “general mobilization” which is particularly amusing since he did the same thing 6 days ago.


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