June 30th, 2016 12:49 pm    375 comments

NATO DISASTER! SYRIAN ARMY KILLS OVER 100 JAYSH AL-FATH RODENTS IN AL-MALLAAH FARMS IN FINAL PUSH TO CASTILLO

ALEPPO:  The Syrian Army is now in full control of the Castillo Highway as it settles its artillery 1km from the access route into the city.  It’s under complete artillery control and the Turks can’t do anything to help, probably because they’re busy trying to explain how they got this whole thing started from the…

June 29th, 2016 09:15 am    189 comments

SYRIAN ARMY CUTS ALL TERRORIST LINES TO ALEPPO; DR. ASSAD REVIEWS TROOPS IN MARJ AL-SULTAAN

The Prez goes to the front lines at Marj Al-Sultaan in the Ghouta to review the troops as they continue their assault on the cowering cockroaches of Alqaeda. https://www.facebook.com/syrian.reporters/videos/1105340589511513/  (Thanks, Khaled) ________________________________________________________ ALEPPO: I told you so.  The SAA has now enveloped all the Al-Mallaah Farms with the rodents screaming bloody murder in their cellphones. …

June 27th, 2016 12:12 pm    286 comments

ISIS BUTCHERS CRUSH CHRISTIAN BABIES TO DEATH; ALL CIVILIZED PEOPLE MUST EXTERMINATE THIS EVIL DEVIL-WORHSIPING WAHHABIST CULT; ONLY THE SYRIAN ARMY CAN SAVE OUR CHILDREN

Need we say more?  Obama’s murderers target innocent Christian babies.  Death to every Wahhabist who ever crawled on this earth!  (thanks, Intibah Kadi) Our president shares a Ramadan dinner with the glorious officers of our Syrian Arab Army.  Our president would never kill an innocent baby.  Saudi Arabia, beware.  You stinking rats should know we…

June 26th, 2016 09:52 am    175 comments

SYRIAN ARMY OPENS 5 FRONTS TO LIBERATE ALEPPO; TERRORIST CANNIBALS REELING AND BEGGING FOR HELP; ARMY STRANGLES ALQAEDA IN HAMA; LIBERATES AL-RAMLIYYA!

ALEPPO:  Big news breaking today.  The assault about which I wrote yesterday has started in earnest this morning, Damascus time, and involves 5 separate fronts most of which are concentrated on encircling all fortifications and positions of Alqaeda and its affiliates at the Castillo Highway – the terrorist lifeblood artery which the rodents cannot lose…

June 25th, 2016 01:42 pm    134 comments

SYRIAN ARMY SHUTTING LAST TERRORIST ARTERY; MAJ. GEN MAAHER AL-ASSAD LEADS 4TH MECHANIZED ARMORED DIVISION INTO ALEPPO

ALEPPO:  There are several major fronts being fought by the legitimate army of the Syrian Arab Republic, but none is more sensitive than the northern one in Aleppo.  It can be said that Idlib Province is being whittled away slowly by the army in angstroms as more positions are being secured around Jisr Al-Shughoor area.…

June 24th, 2016 02:51 pm    126 comments

SAUDI ARABIAN WAHHABI MURDERERS KILL OWN MOTHER IN ACT OF TYPICAL SAUDI BRUTALITY; SYRIAN ARMY STEAMROLLS OVER ISIS

Ba’ath Party Report: “From the womb of Wahhabist Takfiri thought and the birthplace of the leaders of terrorist organizations at the vanguard in Alqaeda and ISIS, came two Saudis who belong to ISIS, the terrorist group, at dawn this morning, to kill their own mother and wound their father and younger brother. “Media reports disclosed…

June 24th, 2016 09:16 am    166 comments

PRESIDENT ASSAD BIDS A FOND FAREWELL TO BRITISH CRIMINAL, DAVID CAMERON; WELCOMES BORIS JOHNSON AND JEREMY CORBIN

Saddened by the abrupt and disgraceful exit of British war criminal and genocidal freak, David Cameron, Dr. Bashar Al-Assad demonstrates true empathy for the blackguard.   The British people have spoken and, quite candidly about their relationship with the murderously tight association of gangsters called the European Union.  Not satisfied with the specious arguments of…

June 23rd, 2016 12:13 pm    171 comments

JORDANIAN HALF-BREED PYGMY KING OF JORDAN GETS HANDS BURNED BY JORDANIAN TRUCKS! ISIS AND ALQAEDA SUFFER MASSIVE SETBACKS ON ALL FRONTS; AJNAAD AL-SHAAM JACKAL ROASTED IN ALEPPO

JORDAN:  You can’t imagine our delight at finding out that the attack two days ago on a Jordanian border police was carried out by a group of suicide truck drivers driving trucks donated by the generous imbecile in Amman to the terrorist organizations he supports in Syria.  Isn’t that a scream? According to Jordanian media,…