HAMA: The cease fire is going into effect and some sources are claiming that the western sectors of Syria are relatively calm. The terrorists who are not included in the cease fire are Nusra/Alqaeda and ISIS. They have apparently joined forces for another brilliantly constructed disaster. This time, they took their rage to Al-Salamiyya, Syria’s iconic Isma’eeli (Sevener Shi’i) area, in Hama Province. You see, to the average Takfiri terrorist, killing heterodox Muslims like the Isma’eelis is an act approved by God – those who die killing Shi’is go to Paradise where 72 Virginians are awaiting them.
Al-Tayyiba-Al-Mafkar Axis: This was an unusual operation in that it was planned by Turks and Saudis who insisted on a joint ISIS/Alqaeda operation to show the world that the cease fire can’t be successful without the participation of the two most isolated degenerates in the world today: Recep Tayyip Erdoghan and King Salmaan of the Saudi simian Kingdom. Two of the finest suicide imbeciles were selected to drive their explosive-laden trucks into Syrian Army military strongpoints to effectuate a de facto terrorist presence on roads heading straight to Al-Raqqa. While the terrorists were gathering for the operation with Nusra/Alqaeda reinforcing with rodents from Idlib, the Syrian Army’s Military Intelligence units were not sleeping. In fact, the Russian military gave the SAA-MI a heads-up about efforts to scupper the cease fire in certain areas where the Saudis and Turks thought the SAA was most vulnerable. Al–Salamiyya was selected because it provided a quick exit mechanism into the desert to the east such that the terrorist-enabling countries would not lose more assets than they were able to replace. IT IS A FACT, READERS, THAT THE SAUDIS ARE HAVING INCREASING DIFFICULTY PAYING THE SALARIES OF THEIR TERRORIST PUPPETS AND ARE EVEN HAVING A MORE DIFFICULT TIME RECRUITING APPROPRIATE DERELICTS TO TAKE UP ARMS IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE, MORE AND MORE, A FOOL’S ERRAND IN SYRIA.
The driver had to bypass the army-controlled town of Abu Hubaylaat in order to advance on the SAA’s outpost which was manned by over 80 soldiers of the 11th Mechanized Armored Division. The soldiers were equipped with Kornet anti-tank launchers and 4 T-72 tanks. SAA-MI alerted them to the possibility of such an attack and they were vigilant. When a local citizen in Al-Mafkar Al-Sharqi spotted a large truck barreling over his land, he called a local town official who immediately warned the army. A team of Kornet operators were sent out into the countryside to the northeast of Al-Tayyiba near the road to Al-Hardana. From the explosion of the truck and the attendant incineration of the caterwauling suicide at the wheel who, no doubt, was screaming “Allaahu Akbar” at the top of his lungs, the terrorists used Saudi-supplied military grade TNT with a C-4 enhancer for maximum effect, a common combination. Sadly for the poor rodents, the plan was was only successful in that it killed 2 soldiers who were parlously close to the location of the explosion.
But, there was more to come. Another truck with a shadowy driver was also spotted at Tal Al-Toot (Hill of Mulberries) about 10 kms from Al-Tayyiba. He was moving through brush in order to avoid detection. A team of SAA rangers were directly in his field of vision, but, were hidden behind a hillock. They knew immediately he was not driving a Federal Express truck and, using a loudspeaker, told him to stop. He would not. He, too, went up in flames. The unit warned army command that a convoy of trucks carrying terrorists was in the area and the Russian Air Force was sent up to wipe it out. The scene is described to me as a huge forest fire in the night.
A resident of East Birri Village reports that the fighting is continuing as more SAA reinforcements have arrived for the sole purpose of exterminating the last breathing rodent in the area. SAA artillery is wreaking havoc with the terrorists, some witnesses claiming they saw them driving off and leaving wounded litter-mates in the fields.
It’s not over yet, folks. In an attempt to distract the SAA and pull away valuable military assets, a third suicide driver was employed for that singular purpose at the eastern entryway into Al-Salamiyya itself. A Mercedes truck loaded with over a ton of ordnance hurtled toward the city but only reached a point 2 kilometers before the goal. It was at 6:00 a.m., Damascus Time, that the truck was spotted and fired upon. The driver was reportedly killed instantly by SAA and PDC assault rifles, so, the theory is that the detonation was by remote control. In any case, 2 civilians were killed by the explosion and 4 wounded critically. They are now being treated at the National Hospital in Al-Salamiyya.
The SAA and PDC have successfully exterminated every ISIS and Alqaeda rodent on the Al-Salamiyya/Atharyaa Road. This operation followed yesterday’s liberation of Mintaar Al-Hajjaana and Rasm Al-Teena.
ALEPPO: SYRIAN PERSPECTIVE IS DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE DEPARTURE OF FU’AAD NAASSER QADDOOR FROM OUR PLANET COURTESY OF THE SYRIAN ARMY. HE WAS SEEN SPELUNKING DOWN TO HELL WITH CABLES PROVIDED BY THE PEOPLE OF ALEPPO. HE WAS THE NOTORIOUS OPERATIONAL COMMANDER OF THE HILARIOUSLY NAMED: NOOR-AL-DEEN AL-ZANGI BRIGADES an ally of Alqaeda. HE WAS KILLED IN AL-RAASHIDEEN QUARTER.
Here’s a photo of the deceased rodent before his soul descended into the coziness of Mephistopheles’ cauldron.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Zowie! Here’s one for the post-apocalyptic crowd with Syria at the center. But, as I told my readers before, the howler is that the Saudis don’t have 350,000 troops and the Saudi general staff already has warned Muhammad bin Naayif that the maneuvers were a flop:
Brandon’s analysis of Plan B winds up as nothing less than the Brookings Institute’s own Plan A:
Here’s another one for our historians. Note the Saudi fear is of Syria’s revenge: