BAM! SYRIAN ARMY GRINDS NATO’S RATS INTO DOG FOOD AT HAMA; HUNDREDS OF RATS KILLED; SUHAYL AL-HASSAN PROMOTED TO GENERAL

 الجيش السوري يحبط هجوماً لـ«جيش الفتح» في ريف حماة ومقتل أكثر من 100 إرهابي

HAMA:  Jaysh Al-Fath, the new “moderate” creation of the NATO terrorist alliance, made up of almost 99% Jihadist cannibals and freaks of nature, planned, with the help of Turkey’s MIT and England’s MI6, to assault and destroy SAA military strongpoints at these towns:  Al-Buwaydha, Khirbat Al-Masaasina, Zilleen, Zawr Al-Haysa, Al-Mahrooqa and Zalaaqiyyaat.  The only problem was the typical sloppiness of the Turks and English in directing the operations over non-secure lines allowing both the Russian military and the SAA-MI to actually record the chatter.  Knowing exactly what was going to happen made life so much easier for our soldiers.  As Field Marshall Timochenko once said famously:  “Train hard, fight easy”.  And so the assault began.  Oh, and by the way, the rats were armed with American-manufactured TOW rockets launchers which, in their birdbrains, they thought would help them to break down the armor and fortifications set up by the Syrian Army at the afore-mentioned locations.  They even had Saudi-purchased armored cars and over 20 Toyota pickups with 23mm cannons.  And, as always, they had 3 trucks with mentally incapacitated knuckleheads ready to blow themselves up for England.

As usual, the PDC, our vaunted militiamen were dispatched to reinforce the army positions.  With over 3 years of experience, the militias knew exactly what they had to.  Armed with RPGs, Kornets and Milan anti-tank rockets, they took positions at elevations over the SAA and awaited orders.  As the terrorists started their assault during the very early hours of the morning at Khirbat Massaasina, they were met most inhospitably by our troops who called in Hind helicopter gunships which made mincemeat of the terrorist lines.  Amazingly, the idiot English did not realize they were sending in their rodents in visible convoys on land which was relatively flat.  After the assault was blunted, the SAA began a counter-attack using retooled T-72 tanks.  The operation for the rats was a catastrophe.  Over 161 carcasses have been counted so far.  Hundreds of rodents were wounded and were seen being carried willy-nilly back to some quack field hospital in Idlib.

2 armored cars were incinerated along with their occupants.  20 trucks, some with missile launchers,  were destroyed completely.  23 Toyota pickups with 23mm cannons were rendered useless.  Here are the dead rodents carrying valid documents:

Haarith Abu-Salaama

Ibraaheem Al-‘Asali

Mahmoud Mukhtaar Al-Rajuw

Muhammad Da’bool      

‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Soofi

Salaah ‘Akkaawiyya

Hussayn Jamaal-Al-Deen

Kaarim ‘Umar Idlibi

Rasheed Mahmoud Qazzaaz

Naseeb ‘Arfaan Kooraati

‘Abduh ‘Abdullah Hallaaj

Mustafaa ‘Aadil Al-Mulhim (leader of Jaysh Al-‘Izza)

`Husaam Turk

Idrees Hamaada

Muhammad Zayn Al-Dhaqn

Muneef Al-Raa’iy

Ibraaheem Salaah Haasood

Shaakir Hamdaan

Anas Muhammad Al-Taahir

Rajaa Dahdooh

‘Abdul-Sattaar Ifranji

Riyaadh Khammaash

Khaalid Shahwaan

Mahmoud Zoozoo

Zhaafir Al-Bakkoor

Burhaan Al-Najdi

Bahaa` Muhammad

Naayif Jameel

The rest are all foreigners whose carcasses are being transformed into manure.  May they all burn in the reeking Hell that awaits them.

 

Yesterday, 24 rodents belonging to the Tajammu’ Alwiyat wa Kataa`ib Al-‘Izza were killed in northern Hama.  I have no other details.

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DAMASCUS:  IT’S NOW OFFICIAL. COLONEL SUHAYL AL-HASSAN HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO MAJOR GENERAL (LIWAA`).  THIS IS A UNIQUE PROMOTION IN THAT MAJ. GENERAL AL-HASSAN IS THE ONLY OFFICER TO EVER RECEIVE SUCH A RANK BECAUSE OF EXCEPTIONAL PERFORMANCE IN BATTLE AND BECAUSE HE IS THE YOUNGEST IN SYRIAN ARMY HISTORY TO RECEIVE SUCH RECOGNITION.  MAJ. GEN. AL-HASSAN IS KNOWN BY ALL SYRIANS AS “THE TIGER”.

 

أنباء عن ترقية العقيد سهيل حسن إلى رتبة لواء

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NOTE TO READERS:  THE KUWAYRIS AIRBASE HAS REOPENED AND HELICOPTER GUNSHIPS ARE FLYING IN AND OUT.

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NEWS AND COMMENT:

John Esq. sends this revelation about Erdoghan sending ISIS the necessary materials to produce Sarin.  Where are the Americans?

https://www.rt.com/news/325825-sarin-gas-syria-turkey/

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