ALEPPO: KHAAN TOOMAAN SURROUNDED; THERMAL STATION LIBERATED; KUWAYRIS TOTALLY SECURE

الجيش يصل إلى محيط المحطة الحرارية في حلب.. وبوتين يأمر بتدمير أي قوة تستفز الروس في سورية

ALEPPO:  The front here is becoming increasingly favorable for the people and army of Syria.  The Russian Air Force is providing incomparably superior air support for our ground forces as terrorist chatter becomes increasingly hysterical.

Khaan Toomaan:  This town is now completely surrounded by the SAA and helicopter gunships are targeting rat defenses with remarkable precision.  Expect a massive offensive to retake this town during the next three days.

 

Zayrabaa:  Another village close to Khaan Toomaan is now surrounded and we are awaiting word on when it will be confirmed as liberated.

 

Kuwayris Air Base:  Confirmed a 5 kilometer safety radius around this base as equipment is carried in by trucks to make the airbase fully functional again.  

 

Thermal Station:  Reports from my sources are clear:  it has been liberated and engineers are on the scene to restart services.

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NEWS AND COMMENT:

Looks pretty awful for the Saudi apes:

http://www.middleeasteye.net/columns/time-summits-time-war-1819063556

More Zionist bulltwang from the greatest liar of the 21st Centure, Obama:

http://sputniknews.com/world/20151211/1031597006/us-daesh-oil.html

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Read this great piece of comedy from Dan the Man:

Company
Memo
FROM:
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO:
All Employees
DATE:
November 1, 2012
RE:
Gala Christmas Party

I’m happy to inform
you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House.

There will be a cash
bar and plenty of drinks!  We’ll have a small band playing traditional carols… feel free to sing along.  And don’t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus!

A Christmas tree
will be lit at 1:00 PM.  Exchanges of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone’s pockets.

This gathering is
only for employees!

Our CEO will make a
special announcement at that time!

Merry Christmas to
you and your family,
Patty

Company
Memo
FROM:
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO:
All Employees
DATE:
November 2, 20102
RE:
Gala  Holiday  Party

In no way was
yesterday’s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.  We recognize that  Hanukkah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year.

However, from now
on,  we’re calling it our “Holiday Party.”  The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians and to those still celebrating Reconciliation Day.

There will be no
Christmas tree and no Christmas carols will be sung.

We will have other
types of music for your enjoyment.

Happy now?

Happy Holidays to
you and your family,
Patty

Company Memo
FROM:
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO:
All Employees
DATE:
November 3, 2012
RE:
Holiday  Party

Regarding the note I
received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn’t sign your name…

I’m happy to
accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that  reads, “AA Only”, you wouldn’t be anonymous anymore.  How am I supposed to handle this?

Somebody?

And sorry, but
forget about the gift exchange, no gifts are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and the executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy.

REMEMBER: NO GIFTS
EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.

Patty

Company Memo
FROM:  Patty
Lewis, Human Resources Director
To:
All Employees
DATE:   November
4, 2012
RE:
Generic  Holiday  Party

What a diverse group
we are!  I had no idea that December 20thbegins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours.

There goes the
party!  Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees’ beliefs.  Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy.
Will that work?

Meanwhile, I’ve
arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet, and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms.

Gays are allowed to
sit with each other.  Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each group will have their own table.

Yes, there will be
flower arrangement for the Gay men’s table.
To the person asking
permission to cross dress, the Grill House asks that no cross-dressing be allowed, apparently because of concerns about confusion in the restrooms.
Sorry.

We will have booster
seats for short people.
Low-fat food will be
available for those on a diet.

I am sorry to report
that we cannot control the amount of salt used in the food .  The Grill House suggests that people with high blood pressure taste a bite first.

There will be fresh
“low sugar” fruits as dessert for diabetics, but the restaurant cannot supply “no sugar” desserts. Sorry!

Did I miss
anything?!?!?
Patty

Company
Memo
FROM:
Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO:
All F*%^ing Employees
DATE:
November  5, 2012
RE:
The F*%^ing Holiday Party

I’ve had it with you
vegetarian pricks!!!  We’re going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the “grill of death,” as you so quaintly put it, and you’ll get your f*%^ing salad bar, including organic tomatoes.

But you know,
tomatoes have feelings, too.  They scream when you slice them.  I’ve heard them scream.  I’m hearing them scream right NOW!

The rest of you
f*%^ing wierdos can kiss my *ss.  I hope you all have a rotten holiday!

Drive drunk and die,

The B*tch from
H*ll!!!

Company Memo
FROM:  Joan
Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
DATE:
November  6, 2012
RE:
Patty Lewis and  Holiday  Party

I’m sure I speak for
all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her recent nervous breakdown and I’ll continue to forward your cards to her at the asylum.

In the meantime,
management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay.

Happy Whatever!

Joan

 

Note to Readers: I will not post on Saturday. I’ll make it up on Sunday.  Going hunting again.

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