LATAKIA: I have important news about Russia’s sudden decision to create a “No Float Zone” off the coast of Syria. Russian warships and reconnaissance vessels are speeding out of the Black Sea into the Mediterranean as I write. The ships will establish a no float zone for any ships trying to interdict the arrival of over 140,000 Russian soldiers at the ports of Tartous and Latakia. Moreover, it appears Russian aircraft are increasing sorties over Syria and have crossed the border into Turkey in pursuit of Erdoghan’s murderous criminals. The decision to increase Russia’s role in the conflict was not made yesterday, as Waleed Mu’allim, Syria’s Foreign Minister, stated in an interview. This was, as I reported, a plan that had been drawn up by General Gerasimov and his assistants years ago. The only impediments were Syria’s obsession with keeping foreign boots off Syrian soil and the assurances from Syrian Army generals that the war would be over by now without foreign intervention. Dr. Assad has made the intelligent and courageous decision to set aside Ba’athist fears of occupation and bring Russia fully into the conflict.
The Saudi monkeys have threatened to increase their aid to the terrorists. ‘Aadil Al-Jubayr, Saudi Arabia’s ape-like foreign minister, described as some adolescent catamite by Syrian Information Minister, ‘Umraan Al-Zu’bi, stated that Assad goes or we increase aid to the killers. Problem: we have information based on a source with direct knowledge that over 4,235 rodents have left the scene in Southern Syria for the Jordanian border where they are now re-assimilated into Syrian refugee society. But, don’t believe for a moment that we don’t know who they are. Remember, the Big Surprise is yet to be revealed.
Al-Farz Village: The Syrian and Russian air forces battered the quivering rodents at this village this morning using new air-to-ground guided missiles and hitting their targets with uncanny precision. 3 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed or disabled. The following rodents went to Hell here:
Esmat Aceldaan (TURK WEASEL FECES. A/k/a “Abu ‘Uthmaan Al-Turki)
Fahd Sulaymaan Al-Nahla
Another 8 were not identified and are believed to be Turkish or Chechen.
Salmaa Area: Another pickup truck with 23mm cannon was targeted while parked next to a truck used to transport terrorist criminals. All these killed were Alqaeda members:
Ahmet Ocelli (TURK INFIDEL AND DEVIL WORSHIPER)
Faysal Al-Ruhbi (SAUDI ARABIAN SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE)
‘Uthmaan Al-Tawaayihi (PALESTEEZIAN CRAB VOMIT)
‘Abdul-Ilaah Ahmad Al-Sakaakeeni
Ra’ad Muhammad Al-Bawwaab
Another 24 carcasses were counted but not identified.
‘Akku and Darwashaan: Syrian aircraft bombarded this area 4 times yesterday as intelligence sources confirmed the presence of over 100 rodents having come over from Turk-Occupied Syria. The reports here are vague only because no on-the-ground assessment took place yet and we are relying on aerial evaluation. The reports are consistent, however, that the rats took a big hit here with ambulances noisily hurrying back to Turkish field hospitals with many wounded. The Syrian air force did not attack the ambulances because of public relations issues.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
John Esq. sends this insightful article about Russia’s intervention from MoonofAlabama. The second article we picked up ourselves: