DAMASCUS: ALLOOSH’S GANGSTER CANNIBALS FALLING APART AS EAST GHOUTA TERRORISTS SHUDDER

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DAMASCUS:  They have never been able to get close to the capital and they were punished severely whenever they did.  Now, they are trying to survive as both the SAAF and RuAF, with the full power of the SAA ground forces, sweeps them away like so much dust.

 

Doumaa:  23 rodents of Jaysh Al-Islam went to Hell last night just south of the Sheep Market.  A pickup with 23 mm cannons was destroyed and one leader killed while ranting and raving in it.

Umar Bu-‘Abdullah Al-Suways (LIBYAN FESTERING BOIL AND CAREER IDIOT)

Faraj Sa’eed Al-Jawda

Another 21 were not named.  Most were foreigners.

 

Doumaa at Al-Shifooniyya Farms:  Syrian Army snipers began the operation and it was followed by a cacophony of artillery blasts which could be heard in the center of the capital.  Near the Industrial Academy, these rodents departed this dimension of existence:

Ghazwaan Mubayyidh

As’ad Abu-Ta’aan

Muhammad Suwaydaani

Saati’ ‘Abdul-Salaam

Another 10 or more were reported sighted in a deep sleep.  Rat ambulances were very active.

 

Tal Kurdi Farms:  Also in the Ghoutaa, this area saw 16 rats die this morning as both SAAF and SAA ran them down the sewer:

‘Aarif Fallooh

Sayfuddeen Muhammad Al-Hallaaq

Khayri Ishaaq ‘Anbar

Another 6 could not be identified.

 

Zamalkaa north of the Al-Sahaaba Mosque:

Sa’doon Al-Barzanji (IRAQI MOUSE EXUDATE and purported “expert” in explosives.  He was a former Iraqi officer in Saddam’s army)

 

Mayda’ah Farms:  A sudden attack by evidently retreating SAA infantry sucked the rodents into a trap from which there was no way out:

Mufeed Ghurbaal

‘Abdullah Makaanisa

Fareed Atmoos

Rakaan Al-Jaabiriyya

Sa’eed Al-Baashaa

Nuhaad Suqrus

Ahmad Shihaada

Muhammad Al-Houri

 

Marj Al-Sultaan:  We are seeing non-stop operations here.  This morning, a 23mm cannon atop a Toyota pickup truck was set on fire by a Kornet.  The SAA also destroyed a bulldozer and an armored car armed with a heavy machine gun:

Khaalid Al-Halabi

Nooreddeen Al-Kassaar

Durayd Haashim

‘Umar Al-Najjaar

Riyaadh Suroor

Muneer Rahma

Faadi Al-Sawwaah

Waleed Khayzaraan

Zayn ‘Arraaf

Ghassaab Al-Husayn

Jaasim Al-Khalaf

Another 5 were deemed foreign and their carcasses incinerated.

 

Daarayyaa:  9 confirmed Ittihaad Al-Islami Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam hyenas made the big trip downwards today.  Their weapons and ammo all seized and given to our PDC:

Ayham Al-Saalim (PALESTEEZIAN PUNK AND PURULENT RAT LYMPH)

Muhammad Musulmaani (PALESTEEZIAN PIMPMOBILE PROPRIETOR)

I have no other names.

 

Nawla-Marj Al-Sultaan Axis:  The SAA has progressed remarkably in this area by liberating new blocks of buildings:

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ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE WEEK:  (Thanks, Rana)

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CARTOON OF THE WEEK.  I forgot who sent it, but, thanks, anyways:

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