LATAKIA: The Syrian military continued its slow advance in the rugged mountains of northeastern Latakia Province by turning the area of Marj Khawkha into a mass graveyard for terrorist rats serving the interests of Butcher Erdoghan and his Saudi pedophile allies. Yesterday, the SAAF took off from an airbase 5 kms west of Samaka in Tartous Province and bombarded the squirming vermin as they were trying to establish fortifications. There has been a formidable effort to increase rat forces here in the Salmaa area. Salmaa is a Kurdish town, by the way, so, put the pieces together. All the dead, according to intercepted satellite communications, were foreigners:
“Abu ‘Uthmaan Al-Tajeeki” (TAJIK TURK TOAD. Id pending. That might be difficult. Once communication indicated he was shot in the head by a fellow terrorist because he was burning alive in his own juices. He can now burn in Hell.)
Ma`moon Al-Hutur (LEBANTEEZIAN LIZARD)
The total number killed was 7 with 28 wounded.
Al-Furulluq Tree Reservation and Al-‘Udhr Mountain: A confirmed 11 rats killed by the SAAF. A warehouse was destroyed along with a machine gun cannon. There were 3 nests of rats all of which were scorched.