AL-RAQQA: All rats, no matter how much talent they might have, are going to die in Syria. This is exactly what happened to the degenerate monster and heretic seen in the picture herein-above. He was Junayd Hussayn (a/k/a “Abu Hussayn Al-Bareetaani”), a U.K. citizen (natch) of Pakistani origin. He was reportedly killed in an American aerial attack around the Al-Raqqa area, at the Abu Hayf Fuel Station, last Monday. Along with him were 3 others who also were vaporized. According to some sources he stole over $200,000,000.00 American dollars through computer hacking. He was an electronic warfare wiz responsible for ISIS’s world-wide campaigns of recruitment and propaganda. Very secretive, he had the full confidence of the Caliph of Cockadoodledoo. To his family, we extend our middle fingers and wish him and them a prompt descent into Hell.
TURKEY: The assassinated chief of the “Association of the Falcons of the Ghaab” is robbed of his body organs by his own allies:
Here lies the deserter, Major Jameel Ra’doon, after being deprived of his body’s organs which were harvested in order to be sold to some Zionist. He was assassinated in Antioch by gangsters who were in the business of trafficking in body parts. “You reap what you sew”. Nyuk. Nyuk.
DAMASCUS: Syrian Army has ceased withdrawal of heavy equipment and armor from the town of Al-Zabadaani. The planned truce has collapsed due to constant violations of its terms by the disorganized terrorist rodents. So, what that means is that the towns of Al-Zabadaani, Al-Faw’ah and Kafrayyaa will continue to suffer material and human losses for the time being. In fact, of interest to some readers might be the fact that scores of terrorists in Al-Zabadaani were exploring an Amnesty offer from the government. All that was for naught once the truce fell apart.
Doumaa: Very heavy fighting with the SAA on the offensive and the SAAF tracking, with pin-point accuracy, the movement of terrorists, an activity which led to the bombardment and total annihilation of an IED and rocket factory run by the illustrious rodent, Zahraan ‘Alloosh, who may be dead for all we know. 4 pickups were destroyed by the SAAF near the village of Al-Shifooniyya.
‘Abdul-Jabbaar Al-Faytoori (LIBYAN WEASEL GLAND)
Sa’eed Al-Asadi (PALESTEEZIAN PEANUT FUNGUS)
Khaalid Al-Hayya (PALESTEEZIAN SNAKE)
Saaber Makhool (PALESTEEZIAN PUS MERCHANT)
Another 11 could not be identified.
Doumaa: The SAA struck hard at the Upper Corniche, North of Martyr’s Square, Karm Al-Rassaass and the area of the Medical Tower destroying a rocket launcher and killing these jackals:
Zamalkaa: SAAF destroyed a van near the Abu Bakr Mosque killing these:
Muhyi-Al-Deen Sa’adoon Al-Jabboori (IRAQI MUSKRAT PUSTULE)
Harastaa: The SAA destroyed a mortar at the ‘Aqeel Mosque and killed these ‘Allooshis:
Between Saqba and Jisreen: SAA seized weapon and ammunition in a van and killed these:
Tal-Kurdi Village: An SAA unit destroyed a truck with a heavy cannon. All rats were killed northeast of Doumaa. No other details.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Hans Helffer sent me this article about a new, wholly Syrian Shi’I militia. However, it is from AI-Monitor and must be read with circumspection: