DAMASCUS: He has brought with him the final orders and plans. You can’t see them in these pictures, but, the general is accompanied by more than strategists in the General Staff. He is accompanied by field commanders of HZB who are also delivering plans for the final trouncing which the Zionist –affiliated rodents are expecting as they cower, cringe and cuddle in their caves, cupolas and culverts. It is the moment of truth. When General Ayyoob appears at the scene of battle, not only is it secure, it is the staging ground for the Gotterdammerung – the Endloosung fur dem Ratten. La bataille dans Le Qalamoun est a peu pres finis, mes freres. With only about 500 rodents left, it’s just the ultimate clean-up.
Al-Zabadaani: Al Zahra Quarter and its citadel, northwest of the city, have been completed deloused and the battles are now focused on the center of the town where the HQ of Ahraar Al-Shaam is located and where pockets of rodents still infest the area, especially west of the Al-Shalaah Roundabout. The SAA and HZB have taken over control of the Ba’ath Party Center and are placing snipers on every level to insure maximum coverage of the area where the rodents are most likely to be active.
Al-Hudaa Mosque: The SAA killed a confirmed 28 rodents here as they tried to use the mosque as some kind of fortress. The ammunition and ordnance they had inside proved to be quite a liability as SAA marksmen and RPG operators fired directly into the mosque causing many of the boxes to explode and incinerate the screaming rodents inside.
Al-Mahatta Roundabout: Helicopters of the SAAF are regularly pounding the shivering rodents here as HZB and SSNP stalwarts are taking positions around the area to insure that the rats cannot escape. Orders are to never negotiate with the enemy. We predict this area will fall in the next few hours.