LATAKIA: It’s becoming tedious. The rat infiltrators just can’t get any mileage up there in those mountains and they’re losing their grip on reality. They seem to be trying to distract the forces preparing to attack Jisr Al-Shughoor. I don’t know. All I know is that their efforts have met with failure after failure.
Drooshaan Village, Rubay’ah, Al-Durra: 59 confirmed rat kills in these villages 2 days ago. An armored truck and a pickup with 23mm were destroyed. A large consignment of weapons and ammunition was confiscated and immediately distributed to our militias for use in killing Wahhabists. Here are the only names of rodents who were identified:
Maazin Mahmoud Kharfaan
Naadir ‘Ali Al-‘Unayzi
Majdeddeen Hussayn Al-Hajal
Muhammad Saabir Al-Salqeeni
All the rest were foreigners.
Shalaf Village: On July 4, 2015, 110 rodents were killed or wounded here in a turkey-shoot. All the dead rats were foreigners belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda. Many had forged Turkish papers and some carried stolen Syrian refugee documents. Big massacre. Much fun.
Baraadoon Dam: Big losses as terrorists tried to invade this beautiful valley. No other details.
Fighting here: Al-‘Eedu Village, Saaqiyat Al-Kirt, Jabal Al-Nisr (Eagle Mountain).
Tal Kurdi Farms: This is ‘Alloosh territory. A pickup with a 23mm cannon was destroyed along with these occupants:
Idrees Ouild Bakr (LIBYAN BARBARY APE)
Al-Nishaabiyya Farms: A nest of rodents was eradicated belonging to ‘Alloosh’s Jaysh Al-Islam. 3 cars were incinerated along with these unlucky vermin:
‘Imaad Al-Tallaawi (PALESTEEZIAN POOF)
‘Abdullah Al-Roojayli (YEMENI BABOON SPUTUM. A claimed explosives expert.)
Zamalkaa: SAA artillery followed by an infantry assault took down these vultures at the Abu Bakr Al-Siddeeq Mosque:
Sultaan Babifiev (TAJIKISTANI COCKROACH)
Marj Al-Sultaan Village: 3 rodents killed and 3 cars destroyed as the SAA and PDC attacked a pack inside their nest.
‘Irbeen and Jawbar east of Maysaloon Roundabout: Heavy fighting going on as I write.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Canthama sends us a nice article which conveniently ignores the super-secret Big Surprise which is primarily responsible for the flop in the South: