AL-HASAKA: Remember all the hype in the Western Lie-Machine about how Al-Hasaka was going to fall to ISIS? Remember the trolls? Well, it just doesn’t seem to be going the way everybody in the West wanted. I guess the combination of a superior Syrian Army, Popular Defense Committees, local tribal units loyal to the Syrian flag and the PKK were too much for the Saudi-funded savages in ISIS.
Main Electricity Conversion Station: The SAA has confirmed total eradication of all terrorist rodents here. The station will be operational within 48 hours despite the meager efforts of the ape-rodents to sabotage it.
Juvenile Detention Center: This unfinished building was meant to house young misdemeanants – not to house Saudi-financed criminal cannibals. In any case, the issue is now quite moot. The SAA has tossed out the last shaggy blood-sucking Wahhabist felon killing a reported 18 and wounding scores in the process.
Al-Sikmaan Village in the northeast of the province: 26 ISIS rodents wiped out by the SAA and allies here as they tried to move in to occupy it. Numerous vehicles provided by the Turks and the former Iraqi army, including Humvees, were turned into scrap metal by SAA Kornets. A reported 4 pickups with 23mm cannons were also destroyed. All rodents were non-Syrian.
Al-Watwaatiyya Village: A watwaat is a “bat”, as in vampire bat. Last night the SAA ambushed a convoy of ISIS vultures forcing it to break up and head for the proverbial hills. The village is now completely under the control of the SAA. Night-flying SAAF bombers harried them all the way to the Iraqi border. No other details.
Al-‘Aaliya Village: Completely liberated.
Al-Mashtal Al-Ziraa’iy: A mashtal is an arboretum or nursery for plants. This is an agricultural nursery where ISIS rodents were spotted by locals skulking around the area. A simple call to the nearby police station led to the SAA arriving to drive away the offending plague-carrying rats. No other details.
Not to be outdone by anyone, the newly resupplied and retooled Syrian Air Force struck hard at ISIS at the following locations causing the rat-infested group to flee for cover, denying these vermin the ability to carry out operations against the people of Syria:
Tal Baarood Village
Umm Madfa’ Village
Tal Fawwaaz Village
We can confirm MoD reports that numerous vehicles including pickups with 23mm cannons were vaporized by the SAAF. It is hard to get assessments of fatalities among the rodents from the air.
DAMASCUS: PHOTOS FROM FALEETAA AFTER ITS LIBERATION BY THE SYRIAN ARMY AND THE LEBANESE RESISTANCE:
Khaan Al-Shaykh Farms: 6 CHECHENS AND 3 SAUDI SLUGS KILLED BY THE SYRIAN ARMY YESTERDAY. 2 armored vehicles were destroyed, their occupants incinerated like chickens at the local KFC:
Abu Al-Tayyib Al-Sa’oodi (SAUDI WORM SLIME AND PIG ACNE. Id pending)
Ma’an Al-Muhaajir (SAUDI SCARABIAN PIMP. Id pending)
The Chechens were identified by their passports. No other details.
Bayt Jinn: MI monitored communications from a Nusra commander by the name of Abu Jaleel Al-Hawraani. He was pleading for reinforcements as the SAA tightened the noose around his rodent neck. A large battle ensued and all 27 rodents were either killed or taken prisoner:
Muhammad Shaaher Al-Qasaba
No other names were sent.
Al-Maqroosa Village: Nusra took a hit here. Many weapons and boxes of ammo were seized for distribution to the PDC.
Harastaa: SAAF struck several pockets of rodents with numerous sorties. 2 cannons were destroyed.
Zamalkaa: More SAAF assaults on rodent packs. 2 nests confirmed destroyed. No assessments.