AL-SUWAYDAA`: The Syrian Army, backed by local militias and the PDC, assaulted the fixed positions occupied by ISIS in a town just west of the provincial capital and killed all 57 rodents. This occurred during the early hours of Saturday when the rodents were asleep dreaming of the earthly wonders of microwave ovens in Hell. The town is called Sukayka and it is important for maintaining security in the Al-Suwaydaa` Governorate because it is only about 1 km from the Al-Tha’lah Airbase which is being visited now by the Minister of Defense, Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaassim Al-Furayj.
Minister of Defense, Lt. Gen. Fahd Jaassim Al-Furayj, inspects field commanders at the Al-Tha’alah Airbase during the liberation of nearby Sukayka, only one km away.
HAMA: HUGE AMBUSH KILLS SCORES OF ISIS VULTURES IN THE EAST; WEAPONS CAPTURED AND GIVEN TO OUR MILITIAS FOR KILLING HASHEMITE TRASH
Sabboora Village: In the eastern part of the province, the SAA has been monitoring the movements of the Satan-worshiping buzzards of ISIS for a few days. When MI predicted their move toward this hamlet based on intercepted communications, the SAA set up an ambush using essentially “dead reckoning” to determine which route the vermin would take. The intention of ISIS was to bolster its forces in Homs at the Al-Jadhal gas field. Obviously, they didn’t make it very far. The road they used was mined and Kornet operators were placed in appropriately camouflaged locations. According to Wael, based on a report he read, the convoy of about 160 vultures was set aflame by the combination of mines and shoulder fired RPGs with Kornet rockets hitting pickups loaded with ammunition intended for their embattled litter-mates in Homs. All rodents were killed. The foreigners among them who were wounded blew themselves up before our troops could get to them. 2 pickups with 23mm cannons were destroyed. Big mess for ISIS and Obama.
North Hardaana Village: On Sunday, the SAAF pounced on a convoy of ISIS rodents carrying weapons to beleaguered rodents in Homs. No details are available about what was described to us as a “minor massacre” of rats.
Abu-Al-Fashaafeesh Village: More SAAF action as newly refitted Sukhois take to the air to harry the slime-infested disease-carrying rodents of ISIS. 10s of rats were killed in 3 separate strafings using new off-site rockets laser-guided rockets. A real horror-show for rats.
The Syrian Air Force has savaged the Nusra criminals at these three areas of Hama:
Qulayb Al-Thawr, Al-Rawdha, ‘Adla. No details are available yet.
Jinaa Al-‘Ilbaawi: SAAF throttles ISIS in separate sorties. No details. SAAF is not known for releasing information and aerial assessments are difficult.
Ditto for ‘Uqayrabaat and Middle Al-Qastal east of Hama.
South of the Meteorological Institute: Nusra was struck hard by SAA artillery killing 7 rats of whom 2 were Syrians, the others were Jordanians and, evidently, UAE rodents:
Yusuf ‘Ammaar Al-Shaa’ir
Jaami’ Muhammad Qassaab
Dam Road: A route used to ferry terrorists and supplies was closed down here last night after the SAA fought a battle with rodents belonging to the Al-Muthannaa Islamic Movement. This gang of perverts is on the verge of extinction.
Al-Karak Neighborhood: At the Electric Company, the SAA killed 2 rodents and took 2 into custody. They are now warbling eloquently.
Al-Badw Quarter: In the city, 3 rats were cornered and then killed by both SAA and PDC. I have no names.
‘Itmaan: A rat sniper and 8 other vermin were killed on the Old Der’ah-Damascus Road. No details.
Terrorist-supporting criminal websites admit to the deaths of these:
Ahmad ‘Abdul-Rahmaan ‘Abdul-Razzaaq Al-Zu’bi (died in a Jordanian quack veterinary hospital for rodents)
Ghassaan Al-Hareeri (a/k/a “Abu Hamza”. Leader of Ahraar Al-Shaam Al-Islaamiyya)
Abu Ya’qoob Al-Shar’iy (Reputed canonical judge and comical crow kaka)